The best thing besides smoking your homegrown..

Damn I wondered why that hit tasted funny..LOL j/k

Has any one beside me wanted to slap there cock against there fat colas just cuz they can. Then when your smoking a bone with your buddy you can say dude I smacked my cock off of that joint your puffing on.

Talk about hits tasting funny! lol hahaha

OMG thatis fucking hilarious!!!!!

hahahahahahaha. i never thought of cock smackin my tree, but when you put it that way. its being done haha. im the only white guy in my neighborhod tho an if i tell the black guy i smoked with that i did that hed prolly slap me, then id take my blunt away an hed cry. wow, weed and valium

Pecker Slapping your fat colas??!! That fucking funny!!!

that definitely had me laughing

i used to always think about shit like that man....what kind of crazy bastard grew this weed? he might have been cock slapping his colas....lol, then i started growing my own and i now know whose cock has and has not affected my colas. rofl

I came up with this because back when I use to buy weed to sell I would find all sorts of nasty weird things in my pounds. The worst the quality the weed the grosser the shit found in it. I use to pull out shit like q-tips, candy wrappers, big long black pubic hair. Now that I look back on it I think the pubes may have just been some kind of hemp. I went through a lot of pounds and found a lot of gross shit. Especially when little bugs would come hopping out like flea's. So I figured the guys putting theese pounds together would sit around and fuck with there product just cuz they have the power to do so. I pictured naked men sitting at a table covered in pot thinking of ways to molest it. I think I am just a sick bastard and I'm gonna go slap my colas with my penis now.