The Best Jobs You've Had?

0Pacific0Northwest0

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haha I love my new job I am the grounds keeper of a 42 acre estate and have my own office (its in the tool shed but fuck you alright its a office and has a desk) my boss supplies me with all the bud I can smoke (glad I came clean and told him I smoked on day one) there is several pipes sum rolling papers and about a oz of bud in my desk all perks of my job. and when he runs low I get to go fill his script up for him and pick up several more oz ( getting paid by the hour to drive 1.5 hrs away pick it up take a lunch/munchies break and then drive 1.5 hours bk. I really don't do much I have cleaned up the property so much these last few months that I started working there that if i want to walk around and look busy that just fine or if i am to hi for that we usually hang out and talk in the office and well continue smoking. I am actually home sick from work today and I hate it i wanna go to work so bad. I cant smoke at home and I am to sick to smoke right now anyway fucking sucks.
 
My best jobs that i have had...would have to be working at shiptons ( i think some places it's called BIG R or something like that) all i had to do was show up pretty much put dog food away when we needed and other than that i juggled throughout most the day when we had nothing to do...and of course showing up high with some of the co-workers was fun...hell we even had a guy come in from another town and at the end of the day he asked if i smoked and if there was anything to do in this town...sadly i had let him down due to my town being a pile of rank brick weed...another one of my favorites would have to be working at home depo....i got to drive a automated cart thing to get shit to put onto my cart and well i went and restocked shelves...i know not very exciting work but it was easy and i got payed quite well :)
 

ChronicObsession

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Let's see... When I was just turning twenty, I was working in a best buy as a hometheater specialist. Mind you, working at bestbuy is not all that great, but one day I sold a stereo system to a Financial Administrator of a small bank that mortgages and refinances homes. I fucking got lifted straight into a 40K a year job at 20, just because dude said he liked how I could sell:D weeks later, The boss man invited me to see his band, as he is a musician, and then at the end of the show, he told me to come to his car and we fired up some bowls of my boss's dank. I have to say that was my favorite job/boss combo ever :D
 

ChronicObsession

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Hustling is for people that WANT to be known as drug dealers. Sounds like you are just Gangster and not a drug dealing Ninja so, I don't know if you can keep that cover forever, mang. Heh, people that hustle are competitors with one of the most insidious governments ever, watch yer backs homies! The Fed could pay a visit to... BUST CAPS and serve warrants later!
work is for people aint got no hustle
 

hiphip247

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Let's see... When I was just turning twenty, I was working in a best buy as a hometheater specialist. Mind you, working at bestbuy is not all that great, but one day I sold a stereo system to a Financial Administrator of a small bank that mortgages and refinances homes. I fucking got lifted straight into a 40K a year job at 20, just because dude said he liked how I could sell:D weeks later, The boss man invited me to see his band, as he is a musician, and then at the end of the show, he told me to come to his car and we fired up some bowls of my boss's dank. I have to say that was my favorite job/boss combo ever :D
That would be pretty dope
 
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