The best advice you ever got?

kinetic said:

Have ya been to the Uncle Ben threads?

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He knows his shit but I avoid all of his threads, lol


I may have spoken out once on a thread he was in, but for the most part I'm just a silent observer biting my tongue lol

Figong said:

A few, try to peek in and stay silent for the most part as I could provoke things should the mood strike me and don't wish to earn the troll title today. lol

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to late

Dr. Greenhorn said:

He knows his shit but I avoid all of his threads, lol


I may have spoken out once on a thread he was in, but for the most part I'm just a silent observer biting my tongue lol

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I believe I read that, you called out how he didn't invent topping for mj. I don't think he liked that lol

slowbus said:

to late

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Well damn, I wasn't even intentionally trolling like I was in the Colorado patients when some retard who was new and trolling wanted to play, so I challenged him to a game of troll the troll.

cannabineer said:

In Soviet Korea? cn

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You work to maintain your possessions

"everyone alive on this planet is a fucking idiot"

By far the best thing anyone has ever told me.

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman said:

i'm sure manatees learn this the hard way.

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Teaches them not to teesaman. cn

You sir are incorrigible.

It took several seconds.



Quit making me think !



Edit: Congrats on spanking 30k resoundingly.

I love depth charge humor.

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thump. cn

just breath

Once you get on the boat, you stay on the boat.

The best advice I ever got was "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night".

This one is me down to a 'T':-

'It's not what you know, it's who you know'.

"Timing is everything"

practice makes perfect

use 2 condoms

Ganju said:

use 2 condoms

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Bad advice, more prone to tearing - as an aside.

"use protection, every time"

"Ride-em like you stole-em."



Ok, nobody ever really gave me that advice - but it pretty well describes my treatment of random gf's prior to settling down.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

"Ride-em like you stole-em."



Ok, nobody ever really gave me that advice - but it pretty well describes my treatment of random gf's prior to settling down.

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"Drive it like it's stolen and don't stop till you see the flashin' lights!" ?