The Alabama shooter

JointRoller205

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Whats up RIU, i was here on cloud 9, thinking about the other day when i was at the Cheveron gettn gas & this guy pulled up next to me & started pumping gas & talin to himself, but most of all this dumb MF'r was also smoking a cigarette, so right then i knew i just needed 2 hurry the fuck up and get finished but b4 i could,, he pulled the nozzle out & just dropped it on the ground (the entire time im staring @ him because ppl here in bama the has mental problems are 100% mental, & i had jus gottn my pistol permit renewed,,,,so it was a good thing he didnt try nothing,,,( & remember i dont kno who this dude is @ thiis time). But anyways i finished filling up,, got in the car fired up my blunt but as im driving off its police coming from eveverywhere, when i get down the road & see a shitload of police & news helicopters, so i pull up @ Texaco & asked the clerk what was going on, and she said that a police officer was in the store a little earlier & he got a call that the shooter from Tuscaloosa was at the Fedex store waitin on police, which turned out to be the same guy smoking a cigarette while pumping gas, Aint That Bout A Bitch!
 

dbkick

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Alabama shooter???? you mean the band??? someone shot alabama the band!? should have just waited a few days and they'd have died of old age. but seriously , 100% mental?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I looked up "Alabama shooter" and found a drink. cn

Real Alabama Slammer shooter posted by Ryan Durham @ 12:08AM, 10/10/06
I bartend in Tuscaloosa, Alabama (ROLL TIDE) at Harry's Bar and the ingredients that I know for the Alabama Slammer are as follows:

1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Southern Comfort
1 part cranberry juice
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Did you know that Tuscaloosa was named for a dental emergency with a traveling Italian circus' elephant? cn
 

dbkick

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not very good aim there either ,odd. shot 17 and nobody died??? or maybe he just shot their kneecaps off.
 
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