That moment...
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Hugo Phurst
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That moment when my ship broke down & I got to see Metallica & Asia (W/Steve Howe) instead of leaving home port on a Friday
tyler.durden
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That moment when you're in public and you have to fart. You try to do it quietly, but suddenly realize it was way too wet to be a fart. Now you have a situation. Losing...
Sativied
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That moment she sits on top of you, sweaty still, puts her face on yours, her long brown hair forming a tent encapsulating the smell of her perfume, her breath, her everything, and instead of kissing you, looks at you with her big eyes and dilated pupils and starts swaying, and singing, softly, the lyrics to Never Tear us Apart by INXS. Heaven.
Sativied
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That moment you stand in line at the cashier at a supermarket and the person in front of you tries to make eye contact, socialize, trying to get their christian judgemental ego confirmed by making a disapproving look hinting to the cashier, who's a boy with nail polish, a black girl, a 'little people' (w/e tf is appropriate nowadays), a white person with dreads, a muslima with a hijab, or an ugly old woman missing a tooth, and you make your eyes bigger, raise your chin in a short sudden movement, and lip sync in response: "wtf do you want?"
Love this thread, am I doing it right?
Love this thread, am I doing it right?
FmSwayze
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Yes yes yesssss! Perfect! That moment...That moment you stand in line at the cashier at a supermarket and the person in front of you tries to make eye contact, socialize, trying to get their christian judgemental ego confirmed by making a disapproving look hinting to the cashier, who's a boy with nail polish, a black girl, a 'little people' (w/e tf is appropriate nowadays), a white person with dreads, a muslima with a hijab, or an ugly old woman missing a tooth, and you make your eyes bigger, raise your chin in a short sudden movement, and lip sync in response: "wtf do you want?"
Love this thread, am I doing it right?
Sativied
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It's like winning a mini lottery that moment. The pleasure I get from them choosing the wrong person to try and do what they do, me in disguise as what they think is a decent citizen, that pleasure is hard to contain in the moment. Their face as a result of the rejection, definitely winning. Bonus points when the cashier picks up on it, and gets more confirmation it's them, not you, this is a new world and you can be whoever tf you wanna be, or are. F the rest.
I'm tempted to pretty much hijack this thread with more moments, I'm like the Moment Man, so instead I think it would be good if more people would share moments. Moments with friction. Genuine and raw don't-hold-back moments.
FmSwayze
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Everyone has those moments, that's what this thread is for. To recognize we are actually more alike than different. Everyone has thier moment, unique maybe but a moment nevertheless.
tkufoS
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That moment when you realize that line of coke you just snorted was a little purer than expected...hope I make it fingers crossed!
amneziaHaze
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That moment you stand in line at the cashier at a supermarket and mom goes to grab some shit from the back
Samwiseman420
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That moment when I put on my cape and wizard hat.........................
Samwiseman420
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That moment when you saw your first perfect ass strolling by and realized puberty really sucks right now 
Samwiseman420
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That moment when you were looking for the hidden twinkie in the fridge and you can't find it 
Samwiseman420
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That moment your day was going so good until you stubbed your baby toe walking by the desk
FmSwayze
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That's a week long moment! GeeeshThat moment your day was going so good until you stubbed your baby toe walking by the desk
Bareback
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That moment when you bust a nut and instantly regret everything about the new relationship that is based on lies and lust. The rush of overwhelming dread that you should have pulled out or jackedoff or convinced her to swallow or at least spit ….. a hawh tuie moment would have been perfect. DAMN this moment……my nutts itch . Fuck it I’m taking my balls and going home.