TGA Smoke Report thread

jaydub13

Well-Known Member
Well, looking over this sub-forum (no pun intended) I couldn't find a smoke report thread.

So I thought I would try and contribute and hopefully help shed some light on strains from the medical standpoint, and how a strain affects me.

And so, I felt compelled to do a smoke report, and do it right. I encourage all of you to contribute to this thread if you have been blessed with a medicine that works for you, and helps relieve your medical conditions!

Also, It would be cool if we could come up with a format for a smoke/grow report that was complete, and we can keep it to a standard.
 

jaydub13

Well-Known Member
Feel free to delete any questions not pertinent to your report!
Here's my shot at a format for the smoke report:

Variety/Cultivar name:
Breeder:
Lineage if known:
Vendor:
Price:

grown by:
under what wattage mh/hps:
how many sq feet:
soil/hydro:
nutes:
height:
yeild:
smell rating 1-10:

comments on how she smoked/grew:



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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal:
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
Comment:

2. Visible Trichomes: 9
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
Comment:

3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report.
Clear:
Cloudy:
Amber:
Dark:


4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown:
Green:
Gold:
Blue:
Grey:
White:
Red:
Rust:
Orange:
Purple:
Black:


5. Bud density:
Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.
Comment:


6. If you had only 15 points to distribute through the list that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where would they be placed?

Ammonia [] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [] Lemon [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum/Fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine-sol [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple []
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk []
Citrus [] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ] Haze [ ]


7. Aroma:
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
Comment:

8. Seed content:
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.


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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.


1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc):
Vaporizer (enter the brand name):
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass):
Joint (enter brand of papers):
Other (specify):


2. If you had only 15 points to distribute through the list that apply to the flavor of the smoked bud where would they be placed?

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [] Licorice [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [] Meat [ ] Petroleum/fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ] Haze [ ]


3. Taste:
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
Comment:

4. State of dryness:
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
comment:

5. smoke ability:
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
Comment:


6. Smoke expansion:
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
Comment:


1. __[]__ Dosage
Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
Comment:

2. __[]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.

3. __[]__ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.


4. __[]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.


5. __[]__ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.


6. __[]__ Duration
Indicate the duration of time that the effects lasted.


7. __[]__ Tolerance build up
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.


8. Usability
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

Morning - wake up [ ]
Day - work [ ]
Evening - relax [ ]
Night - sleep [ ]


9. __[]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.


10. __[]__ Ability and conditions
Ability to judge the sample and the conditions in which it is judged 0-10 newb-head


11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?

Yes []
No [ ]


12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.

Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception
 

match box

Well-Known Member
That is very nice it was a lot of work very nice. You never told us what it was that you smoked. match
 

jaydub13

Well-Known Member
I'm still working it out, editing a little as I go. You all will find out shortly. I borrowed the most thorough one I could find for a starting point. I was actually hoping to keep this thread TGA specific for easy reference. These strains are what I currently have access to, so why not?
 

jaydub13

Well-Known Member
Here's my shot at a format for the smoke report:

Variety/Cultivar name: Pandora's Box
Breeder: TGA
Lineage if known: Jack The Ripper x Space Queen ( JTR Pink Lemonade phenotype x Space Dude)
Vendor: p2p
Price: $10/g donation


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grown by: Local grower
soil/hydro: Soil
nutes: Organic
smell rating 1-10: 8

comments on how she smoked/grew
Smoke was great as far as the medical properties go. However, I don't believe this to be all to well grown unfortunately. Definitely worth exploring a pack however, as I believe it is always better when you do it yourself. I didn't personally care for the flavor of this phenotype, seemed a bit more haze influenced? Burned mostly clean, but not white. A little bit of nitrogen taste in the smoke.


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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: 7
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
Comment: I have seen more frost on other TGA strains. (Chernobyl and Ripped Bubba would had got at least a 9)

2. Visible Trichomes: 7
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
Comment: a lot of cloudy and amber on this sample.

3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report.
Clear:
Cloudy: x
Amber: x
Dark:


4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown: x
Green: x
Gold: x
Blue:
Grey: x
White:
Red:
Rust:
Orange: x
Purple:
Black:


5. Bud density:
Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.
Comment: 7 this batch isn't quite as firm as I would had liked to of seen it.


6.If you had only 15 points to distribute through the list that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where would they be placed?
Earthy [2 ]
Floral [2]
Mango [2 ]

Lemon [1 ]
Pine-sol [4]
Haze [3 ]
Leather [1]

7. Aroma: 8
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
Comment: Smells of fruity at the crack of the jar, break it open and some earthy, leathery, hazyness comes out to add to the fruity mangoness.

8. Seed content: 0
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
None to be seen.

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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.


1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc): Iced bong... nothing special, China glass that I fitted a glass on glass downstem and bowl to. Sentimental value I guess. I keeps her clean, tho!

2. If you had only 15 points to distribute through the list that apply to the flavor where would they be placed?

Earthy [3]
Floral [4]
Fruit [2]

Cedar [2]
Haze [4]

3. Taste: 7
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
Comment: The smoke from the sample was a bit harsh, can taste some N in the bud. Not pertinent to the strain however. First sample was smaller nug, Second sample was from the biggest bud in the jar. Both carried an N taste, but the bigger carrying some better flavor.

4. State of dryness: 4
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
comment: still had a good snap in the stem, but seemed a little too malleable to touch. Gooey.

5. smoke ability: 7
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
Comment: a little on the harsh side, the N killed the flavor for me. Fiirst impression not good. Trying second nug was a bit better, less green/N taste. Still was kind of a hot smoke.


6. Smoke expansion: 3
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
Comment: I only felt a slight expansion, but I've never been one to cough much anyway.


1. __[4]__ Dosage
Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
Comment: packed 2 bowls, about 2 hours apart. 2 to 3 hits before cashed.

2. __[4]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
I took a couple of hits off the bong, walked the dog, and by the time she was doing her thing I was grinning ear to ear, with some very in depth thoughts.
3. __[7]__ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
I definitely felt some upbeatness, but very at ease with my surroundings and pleasant.

4. __[4]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.
I don't feel lethargic much, just warm and comfortable. I do notice that once I got onto the couch to write this report that I am a little more inclined to chill out.


5. __[6]__ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
I feel like a solid .3 g bowl would be very appropriate for me, not overwhelming.

6. __[1 Hour and 15 minutes]__ Duration
Indicate the duration of time that the effects lasted.


7. __[]__ Tolerance build up
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
Need a little more time to figure that out.

8. Usability
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

Morning - wake up [7]

Day - work [9]
Evening - relax [5]
Night - sleep []

So far this has been some of the best daytime smoke for me to date. 9 for daytime use. I can see this to be appropriate up until a few hours before bedtime. Now having smoked in the evening I can say I am mostly relaxed, and have had a lot deep thoughts. I might need to get some indica in me before sleep tho.

9. __[8]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
As far as the medicinal qualities go, 10 for me. Have to knock back a couple points as to the fact I think it could obviously had been grown better.

10. __[6]__ Ability and conditions
Ability to judge the sample and the conditions in which it is judged 0-10 newb-head


11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?

Yes [x]
No [ ]


12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.

Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[+]__ __[ ]__ Appetite
__[+]__ __[ ]__ Anxiety relief
__[+]__ __[]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[]__ Sleep
__[+]__ __[ ]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Thought process
__[+]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[+]__ __[ ]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception

Conclusion: I have smoked both parents separate a plenty, and had always been curious of this one. Funny it came up in conversation just recently on another thread, I had the chance to pick some up and did.
I was actually WOWed today (still am...) by how well I was relieved of my normal anxiety, and the bit of depression I deal with. Not looking for sympathy here, at all... but this particular strain picked my head up, and had me out doing things I haven't wanted to do in months. I was chatty and social with my neighbors and people I encountered while walking the dog, and just flat happy. I still feel mostly energized and in a mood where I want to get work done.

edit: I had to go back and proofread a bit, a bit too medicated the first go 'round haha... and had a chance to smoke a bit more, as further analasys is usually pretty essential. If it's any help, I have realized that this strain has made me super critical and I have had to edit this post about 5 times because I caught myself missing things and not making a whole lot of sense in spots. hahaha.... pretty irie!
 

kryptoniteglo

Well-Known Member
I like this report format!!!! And since this is a TGA subforum, and since there are a limited number of TGA strains, could we maybe have one sticky per strain? That way everyone's reports and growing recommendations could be corralled in one area. VERY helpful for people choosing these strains for their medicinal traits!
 
Well, looking over this sub-forum (no pun intended) I couldn't find a smoke report thread.
standard.
my dad is growing bud and I am helping and it taste like crap i think its called k13 ulra he said he did it right and it gets me high but it taste like crap the WHITE WIDOW his friend gave him it taste like crap so i dont know if its me or what the hell i am 19 email me at [email protected] if you have any questions or answers for me thank you very much
 
Hi my name is Ryan and I smoke marijuana my dad grows it and I need help it taste like crap
he says it is good but i dont know it taste like shit
 

jaydub13

Well-Known Member
Hi my name is Ryan and I smoke marijuana my dad grows it and I need help it taste like crap
he says it is good but i dont know it taste like shit
The whole forum is your resource, i suggest you start by reading through the various topics and choose accordingly. This thread is for strain reviews, not grow counseling. Please do not post anything else here unless you have a TGA strain that you would like to do a smoke/grow report. DUB
 
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