Terpfiend's Flower/Concentrate/Toking Tool Review Thread!

Terpfiend

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Whats up guys? Figured I'd make my first post on here a productive one. As of yesterday, I decided to open a blog dedicated to thorough reviews of Northern California flowers, concentrates, and miscellaneous tools. For too long I've watched fellow patients bring home poisonous concentrates and moldy bud from collectives, so here's my attempt to educate the public, at least in my area, of healthy smoke. Here was the first review that I posted, featuring "TheDankMan707's" ChemJack 90u bubble hash (now commonly referred to as ice wax, solventless, etc.). I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, please support me by following the blog! Share with your friends if you have noticed the same growing problem that I have. My plan is that if I can get steady traffic for a few weeks to a month, I will finalize the website and officially purchase the Domain and hosting. I only want to do that if people actually want to read my articles though. Thank you guys for bearing with me, here's the review :)
http://www.norcalmmj.wordpress.com/ <---- The link to my blog!


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Introduction:
I am a man of my Indica-Dominant Hybrids, and this ChemJack is a wonderful example of what I look for in my medicine. Many high-end growers believe ChemJack is one of the nicest F1 indica-doiminant hybrids that you can find right now, as it hosts an elegant balance of traits from both the Jack Herer and ChemDawg that its crossed from. Both parents are considered powerhouses in the marijuana industry, being some of the most popular and potent in existence. The fuelly, redwoods&#8217; aroma is brought by the ChemD while the Jack Herer contrasts with its pungent, lemony pine-sol flavor. ChemD is one of my personal favorite hybrids; I am in love with the gas/kush flavor so I am partial to genetics like this. ChemD seems to be very effective against anxiety and restlessness (ADD, etc). In comes the Jack, bringing along a very euphoric, uplifting sativa high that promotes activity and energy with it. I&#8217;ve always found myself feeling slightly more motivated after puffing on some Jack Herer. The origins on both of the parent strains seem to be shrouded in mystery as the breeders do not want their secrets to be revealed, speculations have been made though.
The Smoke:
ChemJack is an extremely potent strain, and that is proven upon exhalation. The Jack traits almost numb the mouth, while the woodsy ChemD genetics helps soothe it. The melt on this ice water hash was far above average, but i&#8217;m not sure if I could label it 100% FMCD (Full Melt Clear Domes) just because there was a little brown residue left on the nail. I&#8217;d say its about an 80-90% melt, which is still fantastic by my standards. Considering this hash was extracted from dried material, 80-90% is impressive. The hits are very expansive, meaning you don&#8217;t need to take as large of dabs.
Terpene Profile:
For an ice water extract, this concentrate boasts lots of flavor. Not too much of a &#8220;hashy&#8221; flavor commonly found in bubble hashes. The tell-tale sign to a proper extraction is the retention of terpenes, which the extractor, @TheDankMan707 (on instagram), has successfully done. It is very obvious when a person grows their own material that they extract from, it allows them to truly understand the plants chemistry.
Both parents host similar terpenes, which is interesting because they are pretty different flavors. Both contain a higher percentage of the terpenes Linalool and Mycrene. Linalool is what gives it a sour, floral aroma and the Mycrene brings a sort of fruity flavor to the mix. Fun fact, Mycrene is known to increase the absorption rate of THC into the Blood Brain Barrier, meaning you get medicated quicker. Mycrene is commonly found in Mangos, so next time you&#8217;re preparing for a big session, snack on a mango. Breaking the bud open and deeply inhaling the broken trichomes (that released the terpenes into the air) also does the trick on a smaller scale.
Aesthetics:
Beautiful, greasy hash that glimmers in the light. As you can see from the pictures, the trichome heads are molded together stunningly. Without ever touching heat (no pocket cure, etc.) the hash is very pliable, slimy and unctuous. A pocket cure isn&#8217;t even necessary with this bubble hash, which in itself says a lot. The heads melt together seamlessly upon pressing it out with a hot wand and parchment, leaving it appearing glossy. Depending on how much heat and pressure used, the pressed extract would shatter if picked at with the dab tool.
Conclusion:
I&#8217;ve got to give credit where its due, this medicine was properly dealt with from start to finish. TheDankMan707 raised this plant with care, and extracted it with patience and more care; this prestige shows in the product. If you are in Solano County I highly recommend you take a trip up to Vallejo and visit a collective that he supplies.
Overall: 8/10

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Go check out my other review on some Nugrun Trainwreck Closed Loop N-Tane Shatter on my blog and let me know what you think on here, via email or in the comments. Constructive criticism always welcome. Thank you so much!

Peace and stay irie,
Terpfiend
 

Terpfiend

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Added a couple reviews, here's the most recent
FIRE OG FLOWER
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Introduction (Overview):

Fire OG has an interesting history. It’s parents are that of high caliber; the famous Raskal’s cut of OG Kush and the F1 (first Gen. ) cut of San Fernando Valley OG Kush, an OG Kush decedent originating from – you guessed it: San Fernando Valley, California. SFV OG Kush essentially elevates the OG Kush body numbing effect with a powerful sativa-dominant hybrid high that won’t glue you to your couch and will provide pain relief, along with a lemon and piney aroma. The Raskal’s OG started out as Raskal’s flawless cut of straight OG Kush, which was then bred with Cali Connection’s F3 (third generation) SFV OG Kush cut. So interestingly SFV OG Kush appears twice in Fire OG. The Raskal’s OG adds a pungent, rank forest-like aroma with undertones of what I can only accurately relate to Chem Dog and Sour Diesel.

Now, stir the two legendary parent strains around in the melting pot and bask in the pungent earthy, almost citrus-like, pine-forest aroma as it infiltrates your nostrils. This flower will successfully relax your body into a surreal state of comfort but not too much to the point of demotivation. The way I see it, this medication is perfect before studying or watching a movie, for it is*extremely*relaxing, yet in a confusingly-contradictory way it energizes you and influences motivation. Meaning you can actually finish the movie without passing out and drooling all over your loved-one. It definitely features more indica traits, but it is extremely noticeable that a profound sativa influence is prominent; it has a very clear headed high that will help get you motivated to take on the day – this is great “wake-n-bake” medication! I would recommend this flower to any of you who may have children or are living with family that doesn’t agree with medical marijuana, because it hosts an exceptionally controllable high that won’t leave you looking like Tommy Chong in front of your hardcore veteran grandfather. It may not be as effective as pain-relief medication (don’t get me wrong, it still did wonders for my lower back and stomach issues), but more so for those who are in need of a motivational boost with a medicinal twist. A very particular and powerful OG (if not one of the most powerful cuts of it), there is no doubt about it.

This Fire OG that I am reviewing in specific is an in-house strain that the grower has had with him for over ten years, so believe me in that he has perfected it. It is a clone-only (meaning there are no seeds that would produce this specific pheno) cut that came directly from the heart of San Fernando Valley and was grown indoors via coco as a growing medium. Fire OG is a very self pronounced indica-dominant hybrid that consistently tests between 19% and 21%.

Aesthetics:
Let’s say this, people have a hard time*not*looking at Fire OG. Well, at times its hard to see the bud at all – the trichome forest is so thick on this flower that it is sometimes difficult to see the leaves that these little hydrocarbons’ call home. It glistens in rooms even with little light, and under sunlight this strain reflects UV’s like a prism! (Okay, maybe that was a*little*over dramatic, but this stuff is undeniably loaded with crystals.) The resin on the Fire OG is quite viscous; breaking down this flower by hand will leave your fingers with the classic glue-like build up of sticky trichome heads. Once you move past the field of crystals your eyes are immediately focused towards the dark, orange hairs that seem to be consistently present all throughout the bud. These buds are candy for the senses.

Terpene Profile:
Along with the majority of OG Kush related strains (or so it seems), Fire OG predominantly host the terpene known as Linalool. It’s taste is best described as a spicy floral essence. Linalool is interesting in that it acts as a natural pesticide – Don’t worry! It is non-toxic towards humans and animals, but it is known for controlling bugs like cockroaches or mosquitos. The other, second-most active terpene in Fire OG is Humulene. The name of this terpene is derived from its origin, the hops plant known as*Humulus Lupulus. Humulene is what gives beer its signature “hoppy” flavor and is a huge factor in the flavor behind OG Kush strains.

The Smoke:
Nothing but white ashes in my ashtray after smoking this flower. This properly flushed Fire OG burned very consistently when rolled up in a joint wrap; it burned in uniform from the tip to the crutch. Out of a clean bong the flower evenly ignited into a nice, white pile of ash after a few hits. Smooth smoke on both the inhale and exhale, with a slight numbing sensation that follows the latter. Very thick, flavor-filled smoke that does not taste of any chemicals or additives will quietly fill your lungs upon puffing on Fire OG. The taste differs from the smell in that it isn’t as sweet (although it still has a certain tanginess to it), but rather pungent and dank aroma like a Chem Dog or Sour Diesel. It still predominantly features an earthy, lemony-pine taste but is also contradicted with this underlying skunkiness, leaving it a true pleasure to the pallet. It has an after taste that resembles the smell of hiking in a redwood forest that is also somehow home to about 30% orange and lemon trees. I also noticed that the flavor remained up until I put the roach out, which indicates quality.

The Effect (Medicinal Benefits):
Like I said earlier, the best way I could describe the way I’m feeling right now (took another smoke break in between sections) is a very cerebral, almost surreal head high to where I am awake and able to focus on writing this. Along with my head being in the clouds, my body is at a tranquil, relaxed state. This medicine would be very useful for muscle spasms and joint problems, because my arms, legs, neck etc all feel weightless as if I am suspended in zero-gravity. This is a surprisingly long lasting medication, the last time I smoked it I felt the effects for a solid 2-3 hours (peaked for about one) and didn’t experience too many side effects (other than exceptionally low eyes – for some reason I’ve noticed this strain adds about five pounds to your eye lids). This is one of the more powerful OG’s, so if you are a novice smoker I would urge you to try this for its unique effect, however take it slowly because this isn’t your average kush.

Conclusion:
This Fire OG is blowing other OG Kush’s straight out into the ocean they originated near. Especially at a middle-shelf price, there is nothing bad to say about this bud. It is a perfect combination of indica and sativa (at 60/40) that will relax and soothe your body yet also stimulate and intrigue your mind. All my reviews as of late have really only stated positive remarks about these products, I know this. All I can say is the reviews have been on products that speak for themselves – I just do the interpreting.
There will be reviews that are more critical, I just need to run into some material that I can actually criticize enough.

Overall:*7.5/10
 

Terpfiend

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Another review added! Check out the blog for other reviews not featured here :) This one is on...

Green Ribbon (Flower)

Genetics:
The genetics on Green Ribbon are very hazey. Said to have originated out of San Jose, California, Green Ribbon is (according to popular belief) a 50/50 hybrid cross of Green Crack mated with Afghani, Trainwreck and/or Afgoo. It seems as if no one truly knows which of the three latter parents is crossed with the Green Crack. The predominant parent, Green Crack (also known as Cush), is known for its sweet, tangy powerful sativa high that people often say has their heads in the clouds. Opposite of the Green Crack, the Afghani strain is known to be one of the most potent Indica cannabis plants known to man. It hosts a pungent earthy flavor that contrasts the stronger sweetness from the Green Crack. Trainwreck is another sativa-dominant strain that packs a punch! It usually smells of pine forests and carries a very medicinal effect along with it. Finally, the last possible spouse of Green Crack is Afgoo – a solid Indica plant that won’t necessarily have you stuck on couch-lock, but it will definitely knock you on your ass! Whatever Green Ribbons parents are, it is a serious sativa dominant (even though it is labeled as 50/50, I feel as if the sativa presence is stronger) that will remind you of a classic “old-school” high and smoke.

Aesthetics:
Green Ribbon doesn’t boast an array of pretty colors, but for what it lacks in saturation is compensated by the ridiculous amount of trichomes stuck to this bud! I’m with you guys in that I love gawking at purple and pink and blue cannabis, but when it comes down to it – snowy white will always be my preference. This is the type of bud that makes you feel guilty for tearing it up and setting it aflame. I caught myself breaking it down extra carefully so that I didn’t knock any of the thousands of trichomes off! This Green Ribbon is super dense. The flowers don’t look as dense as they are though; in fact they almost look as if they wouldn’t be hard at all. A little bit definitely goes a long way with this strain! My tolerance is through the roof and a little bit of this set me in the type of medicated state that I look for.

Terpene Profile:
Along with the majority of cannabis, Green Ribbon primarily hosts the terpene Linalool. The flavor that Linalool carries with it is found in plants such as roses, lavender, and even oranges. Among other medicinal effects, Linalool has been found to have anti-cancer properties – in a study researchers discovered that it “may improve the therapeutic index of anthracyclines in the management of breast cancer, especially in MDR tumors,” (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18695915) meaning it assists drugs in attacking cells that had grown immune to those cancer-fighting drugs. Linalool is probably what gives the Green Ribbon its sweet, sativa-like flavor; while the terpene Caryophyllene counteracts that sugariness with its pungent, woodsy tones. Chemicals in Caryophyllene are a large contributor to the distinct spiciness of black pepper.
The nose on this Green Ribbon represents the 50/50 hybrid flavor perfect. It has a particularly intense sweetness but also an extremely distinct exotic spiciness from the Caryophyllene. It has undertones of coffee grinds and earthiness that are over powered with the Green Crack’s tanginess.

The Smoke:
The flavor on this Green Ribbon isn’t really what I expected. Out of a cleaned bubbler I noticed that the flower had a tangy, tropical flavor immediately after exhaling. This flavor however quickly turned into a harsh, almost hash-like flavor that I didn’t enjoy. I presume that this unappetizing harshness is due to a rushed flush, because I also noticed that the ashes left over from this Green Ribbon were not as white as you would expect from a proper flush. You can see an example of the ash in the images section. Other than that one downside the grower pretty much aced this strain – the smoke is very smooth and the initial taste is superb. With a longer flush this flower would have been near perfect. This is very “old-school” tasting weed, it will bring you back to your high-school days. I recommend smoking this herb out of a joint rather than bowl; at least I was able to get a better flavor and smoother smoke that way. Not saying a bong rip isn’t going to get you just as loaded (if not more) than a doobie, I just feel like it’s more enjoyable.

The Effect (Medicinal Benefit):
First of all, as of this review I am going to work towards creating more constant variables between reviews. The first one being in that every strain I talk about, in order to equally compare effects, I will solely base my experience off one half-gram joint, and two bowls out of a freshly cleaned glass bong or bubbler (bowls about a point each). Hopefully this way I can eliminate the possibility of over-medicating with one strain compared to another. Anyways, Green Ribbon is a sativa-heavy (in my opinion, popular belief says its 50/50) hybrid flower that is great for situations requiring exercise like hiking or camping (anything nature related would be ideal!). If you don’t have the luxury of being able to go on a nice hike then this strain can double as a wonderful body-numbing, almost sedating high if you allow it to be. That’s what I love about hybrid strains, especially close ones like 50/50 or 60/40 like this; you get the best of both worlds completely depending on what you require at that given moment. This medicine is wonderful for stress relief, controlling ADD and ADHD and uplifting your mood without making you feel “wired.” I definitely recommend this to any hybrid or sativa lover (if you are a pure indica person, I can promise you will still enjoy this, it just might not be the best choice for you in the end).

Conclusion:
While this may not be the most powerful flower you will ever smoke, it is definitely one worth considering. The high associated with Green Ribbon is very unique to it and it sets it apart from all other hybrids. I don’t think I’ve ever tried any other strain that resembles the effect that this Green Ribbon has had on me. I couldn’t quite describe to you what I mean by that, other than that it is a very distinctive mixture of a motivational sativa and pain relieving indica. This particular cut of Green Ribbon can be found on the top shelf over at HTP Group located in Vallejo, California. Hurry, I doubt it’ll last long.

Overall: 7/10
 
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