yo theres some funny ass fuckin stories on here. i got one tho. aight so me and my girl are in her dorm room and were fucking around u kno kissing and feeling on each other. the problem was i had to fart really fucking bad like one that you can hardly hold so you try really hard then it suddenly doesn't have to come out just yet. anyway she starts kissing my neck then my chest and down till shes at my jeans. i knew she wanted to suck my dick but i had to fart so i was contemplating in those few seconds it took her to get my pants off if i should just let her suck my dick or make up some excuse to leave the room and fart. so i made the obvious decision and let her proceed to suck. so shes sucking away and as soon and i cum and she starts to swallow, i let the biggest fart in history slip rite in her face and shes like "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!". MAN it was one of those farts that sounds like the ones you make with ur hands and mouth, u know like the ones u did in 4th grade to make the class laugh. that shit was so funny that i actually started laughing and apologizing instantly. fucking priceless.