Tell Me About Your Bad Sexual Experiences!

cannabineer

cannabineer

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I did a guy like that. Like practical joke small. Literally about 2/3 the size of my pinky completely hard. I didn't know and I made a comment about it getting hard, and then he had to make the embarrassing announcement that it was already hard and yaaa....it just doesn't work lol. I don't even think he could stand up while he peed.
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Yah but you could "deep-lip" him ... cn
 
patlpp

patlpp

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This gal I did was pretty and all, but when we got down she got like sick wet. Not the usual progressive slippery slidy but downright sound the alarms, the dam just broke wet. She wasn't a textbook squirter, but rather had this constant secretion emanating from her womanhood. It smelled fine though, which indicated no signs of physiological issues. Now when I went for the touchdown and stuck it in, it was like too lubed and I really couldn't feel anything. Now I'm no Mega-cockster, but I am considered well in the average domain . My girth, being somewhat smaller, is a positive attribute for those gals that do consider anal. However, she would not go anal nor would she succumb to oral, so I used my imagination thinking I was fucking Farrah Fawcett. Took me forever to nut. Maybe a good minute AND a half.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I did a guy like that. Like practical joke small. Literally about 2/3 the size of my pinky completely hard. I didn't know and I made a comment about it getting hard, and then he had to make the embarrassing announcement that it was already hard and yaaa....it just doesn't work lol. I don't even think he could stand up while he peed.
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Was his name Larry? :lol:
 
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