Stoney Girl
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When I was 5 a friend of my dad's found several bales of marijuana washed up on the shore down in the Bahama's. He called my dad to help him smuggle it. So, dad packed up the family and went down to the Carribean to sail around for 6 months playing decoy.
Well, one day we see the Coast Guard and we take off like we're running for it, and of course they come after us. They search the entire ship (which wasn't that big, just a 29 footer) and find mom&dad's personal stash and dad's rifles.
The Coast guard gets hysterical screaming, "OMG! You have guns! You were going to shoot us! How dare you have guns! Why do you have guns?!?"
And my dad looks up at him and says (completely deadpan) "Uh...it's the Carribean....Ya got pirates."
The dudes face practically melted off and he turned real red because he had to admit, "Well actually, uh, yeah...we do." They impounded our boat for three days and then let us go.
Well, one day we see the Coast Guard and we take off like we're running for it, and of course they come after us. They search the entire ship (which wasn't that big, just a 29 footer) and find mom&dad's personal stash and dad's rifles.
The Coast guard gets hysterical screaming, "OMG! You have guns! You were going to shoot us! How dare you have guns! Why do you have guns?!?"
And my dad looks up at him and says (completely deadpan) "Uh...it's the Carribean....Ya got pirates."
The dudes face practically melted off and he turned real red because he had to admit, "Well actually, uh, yeah...we do." They impounded our boat for three days and then let us go.