Talk about a scary ass experience.. the police came to my house. :|

and be careful of dogs because the cops WILL shoot a dog to get an emotional response out of you to give them reason to search a house. Whats bigger news, cops shooting a weiner dog OR cops shooting a weiner dog and finding 100+ plants and 2lbs of hydro cannabis?

I have a hyper lab and we trained it to go to the door and bark all he wants but when that door is opened he goes to his cage.
God help the cop that shoots my dog, lol, dog owners know what I mean

ooooo I like the dog idea, because frankly the min you step outside and say no to the cop asking to come inside to talk, you will be on his radar.

the dog will give you a great reason why you dont want him in the house. beacuse the only other reason you would not want him in the house is because you are being a naughty boy and cops know that.

I am legal and the cops can come if they want, but I dont want them in my house cause its none of their fucking business.

COp came in my house without me asking.........My Rottie is pissed and ready to kill..........Im standing there with my pump action 10 gauge shotgun with extended tube................He puts his hand on his gun and I say............WELL YOU MAY KILL ONE OF US BUt NOt BOth MOTHER FUCKER..........DO YOU FEEL LUCKY.......WELL DO YOU PUNK................. then I woke up......got a glass of water........hit my one hitter and went back to bed................I love nice dreams...........

I love my wolf Hybrid dog... she goes absolutely nuts when someone knocks on the door. I'd just have to step out and close the door behind me and apologize for racket. If cop was still dumb enough to ask to come inside, I'd laugh and comment on not wanting a lawsuit for dog bites and then invite him to sit on my front deck's patio furniture. In all the time I've lived here, I've seen em once, and that was an undercover op across the street. I called my neighbor and told him about 10 undercover vehicles had pulled up and about 20 men with black masks and Sheriff vests were surrounding his house....

Turns out, the dumb fucks were trying to serve a 10 year old warrant and no one thought to check public records and see if the property changed hands in that time I went out and waited, cause I knew they'd come over.... sure enough, two cops come over acting all street cool and asking questions. I had lived here for about 6 years at the time, and had NEVER heard of the guy. I told them a man and wife and young daughter live there now and they were like, "oh shit" At least they didn't bust in the front door.

Big P said:

ooooo I like the dog idea, because frankly the min you step outside and say no to the cop asking to come inside to talk, you will be on his radar.

the dog will give you a great reason why you dont want him in the house. beacuse the only other reason you would not want him in the house is because you are being a naughty boy and cops know that.

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Do not lie to the cops. Do not give them any reason why they can't come in. If they ask to come in just say no. If they ask why just say because you said so. No explanation is necessary; You don't have to justify it. If he insists on entering, then you just insist he must have a warrant.

Other than that I don't see what the problem is. If your neighbor is lasering drivers in the eye you should absolutely tell the cops (i might actually just inform the parents first, then if they don't do anything I would call the cops).

StonedPony said:

COp came in my house without me asking.........My Rottie is pissed and ready to kill..........Im standing there with my pump action 10 gauge shotgun with extended tube................He puts his hand on his gun and I say............WELL YOU MAY KILL ONE OF US BUt NOt BOth MOTHER FUCKER..........DO YOU FEEL LUCKY.......WELL DO YOU PUNK................. then I woke up......got a glass of water........hit my one hitter and went back to bed................I love nice dreams...........

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nice one...lol

a laser in the eyes is a jail sentence here now...

Serapis said:

I love my wolf Hybrid dog... she goes absolutely nuts when someone knocks on the door. I'd just have to step out and close the door behind me and apologize for racket. If cop was still dumb enough to ask to come inside, I'd laugh and comment on not wanting a lawsuit for dog bites and then invite him to sit on my front deck's patio furniture.

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i miss having my old wolf x horse dog around city living does really mix well with those sorts of dogs tho..

the cops didnt shoot him or anything..

herbavor said:

the cops didnt shoot him or anything..

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great observation on a dead thread man haha. pretty high?

why didnt you just go ring his doorbell and tell his parents the kid almost caused someones death? make him smash up the laser too

LostReefSponger said:

great observation on a dead thread man haha. pretty high?

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must have been

Laser in the eye is not funny. Laser in the ass isn't funny either. I'd say eye for a butthole. WTF? what makes a boy shine a laser into people driving cars? Must be inbreeding.