I have not read the whole thread, just the OP...
However, I have had friends who bring back all the time (never been caught yet, touch wood)
Anyways, products needed,
1 x real stinky shampoo
1 x clingfilm
1 x talcom powder
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I recommend if your gonna bring anything back, bring HASH not weed..
1) hash is easier to transport
2) It's stronger
3) It doesn't smell as much as weed
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What to do..
1) buy your hash
2) wrap your hash really tight and really well with clingfilm
3) Get some really cheap, nasty smelly strong talcum powder...
4) tip a lot of talcum powder over the clingfilm
5) wrap more clingfilm around the previous clingfilm & talcum powder.
6) you have now wrapped up your hash, put in a real cheap nasty, strong smelling shampoo bottle..
7) unwrap & toke