Tafbang Ceiling Light Grow Part 2

Is this a joke? Is this like that joaquin phoenix mockumentary? Or is this real. This can't be real.

bushybush said:

Is this a joke? Is this like that joaquin phoenix mockumentary? Or is this real. This can't be real.

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It's real, and it's spectacular.

tafbang said:

the guy didn't have that much bud or any bud on his plant as a matter of fact, are you still trying to argue your own made up argument?

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mine was barely budded out when it was getting entirely too tall.

i was hoping to illustrate, using the power of photography, exactly how much bud would have been lost had i decided to top this plant rather than train it.

if you want to ignore the lesson to be learned and the utility to be derived, that is your loss. i can not force you to better your methods. i can only lead a horse to water, i can not make him drink.

i will enjoy the extra bud that i did not chop off my plant, you can enjoy experimenting with light cycles.

tafbang said:

like I said that picture gives no justice, the plant was literally leaned over at a 40degree angle so you couldn't see the tops and hopefully some close ups soon, I doubt it'll be done for a while, but I've started habitually smoking the plant a few times a day almost everyday to help with my workouts/eating habits. been putting on some good muscle and looking pretty damn sexy. The bud is really potent also, just like it's mother

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you started these plants in december, if i recall correctly.

it is now march, almost april.

by your own admission, it will not be done for a while (yet you smoke it anyway).

how long do you plan to spend on this plant? 6 months? a year? several years?

just curious.

UncleBuck said:

mine was barely budded out when it was getting entirely too tall.

i was hoping to illustrate, using the power of photography, exactly how much bud would have been lost had i decided to top this plant rather than train it.

if you want to ignore the lesson to be learned and the utility to be derived, that is your loss. i can not force you to better your methods." i can only lead a horse to water, i can not make him drink."

i will enjoy the extra bud that i did not chop off my plant, you can enjoy experimenting with light cycles.

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My Dad used to say " You can lead a jerk to knowledge, but you can't make him think", I think it's applicable here.......BB

yes~ just what I needed

Wolverine97 said:

It's real, and it's spectacular.

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HAHAHAH....Nice Seinfeld reference. I miss that show. If this is real, I have to sub it for my daily comic relief.

it is real alright, in the head of the poster.... sub away... I sense part III in the making with the mysteriously germed mystery seed.... this is better than Hogan's Heroes re-runs....

bushybush said:

HAHAHAH....Nice Seinfeld reference. I miss that show. If this is real, I have to sub it for my daily comic relief.

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tafbang said:

Picture of the setup at the beginning of grow, only used 3x warm light cfls for about a month

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WHAT THE FUCK? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm laughing so hard tears are coming down my face. I remember doing dumb shit like this! In 7th grade.

Serapis said:

it is real alright, in the head of the poster.... sub away... I sense part III in the making with the mysteriously germed mystery seed.... this is better than Hogan's Heroes re-runs....

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It would be if tafbang would pull a Sgt. Schultz and said; "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING!"

Serapis said:

I fear that the skinny main stem will not support the epic buds we are about to witness, er imagine, in this epic thread... This thread reeks of winning... I can't wait for some bud pron!!

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It's not that skinny the picture is stretched for w/e reason

UncleBuck said:

you started these plants in december, if i recall correctly.

it is now march, almost april.

by your own admission, it will not be done for a while (yet you smoke it anyway).

how long do you plan to spend on this plant? 6 months? a year? several years?

just curious.

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I'm already mostly done with the plant. I'm just going to rough house and try some new things out, but I'm going to keep with it until it's done.

NoDrama said:

The first page showed his Bud pron, I bet he got like 6 or 7 grams off that thing, of course he says its an ounce, but my very first grow was as pathetic as his and I only got 7 grams of dog shit tasting bud, and it was harsh too. Mexican ditch weed tasted better.

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yeah, that shit there was 7 grams dry off that 1 plant but that's after I smoked a gram or so before hand to test it out. The big plant has already more than that harvest, I'll hit up my weedman/cameraman today, he was supposed to send me my pictures like a week ago...

tafbang said:

yeah, that shit there was 7 grams dry off that 1 plant but that's after I smoked a gram or so before hand to test it out. The big plant has already more than that harvest, I'll hit up my weedman/cameraman today, he was supposed to send me my pictures like a week ago...

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I don't know about the rest of the group, but I'm dying to see some pics of these bad ol' boys.

Also, I think I need a desription of "rough house". What is that? Why is that?

collective gardener said:

I don't know about the rest of the group, but I'm dying to see some pics of these bad ol' boys.

Also, I think I need a desription of "rough house". What is that? Why is that?

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For some reason I have a horribly sick feeling that it involves nothing more than a set of spurs, a pair of chaps, a cowboy hat and Village People music playing while he 'roughhouses' with his plant. He loves his plant so much maybe he plans to 'pollinate' it himself.

Brick Top said:

For some reason I have a horribly sick feeling that it involves nothing more than a set of spurs, a pair of chaps, a cowboy hat and Village People music playing while he 'roughhouses' with his plant. He loves his plant so much maybe he plans to 'pollinate' it himself.

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Roughhouse. Sexy.

Originally Posted by Brick Top
For some reason I have a horribly sick feeling that it involves nothing more than a set of spurs, a pair of chaps, a cowboy hat and Village People music playing while he 'roughhouses' with his plant. He loves his plant so much maybe he plans to 'pollinate' it himself.

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Wolverine97 said:

Roughhouse. Sexy.

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All through his first thread everything was; "sexy" and how his plant is; "sexy." Recently he mentioned how he's been working out now building up muscle and it's; 'sexy."

When you add that to him saying he wants to roughhouse with his plant and it doesn't paint a pretty mental picture.

hi tafbang i have been following your grow and i must say i'm very interested in your method have you thought about typing up a grow guide?

I keep telling myself I'll stop visiting this thread because it's too bizarre but here I am, LMAO. This is hilarious, keep it up guys

xebeche said:

I keep telling myself I'll stop visiting this thread because it's too bizarre but here I am, LMAO. This is hilarious, keep it up guys

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LOL, yes, welcome to the "cannabis twilight zone".............Load up a huge bong & enjoy.......BB