brandon.
Well-Known Member
So my one year old loves this show called The Fresh Beat Band. It's a bunch of people dancing and singing about kindergarten shit. Anyway, so I constantly have to watch this show because when he gets his TV time, this is pretty much all he wants to watch.
There is one chick on the show that I would nail until my dick fell off. I mean, I would eat mashed potatoes out of this chicks asshole she's so hot. I finally decided to look up the casts ages to make sure I'm not a pedophile and BAM she's 27!!! I'm totally buying back stage passes to the fresh beat band.
Anyone know where I can score some roofies. You know... just in case she doesn't accept my sweet serenading advances?
Now I have a chubby...
There is one chick on the show that I would nail until my dick fell off. I mean, I would eat mashed potatoes out of this chicks asshole she's so hot. I finally decided to look up the casts ages to make sure I'm not a pedophile and BAM she's 27!!! I'm totally buying back stage passes to the fresh beat band.
Anyone know where I can score some roofies. You know... just in case she doesn't accept my sweet serenading advances?
Now I have a chubby...
