oh shit, NO! I don't want you to get banned mate. its hard to find interesting people with a personality on this forum.
You ever heard of Marcel Duchamp the eccentric artist.?
I really like his style. I Got turned onto him when I was in art school in Philly and to my delight, they had a real great collection of his work at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
http://www.philamuseum.org/exhibitions/324.html
I was completely blown away by that piece.it has deep symbolic meaning, so I know you will dig it in many ways.
You walk into a dark private room and then up to that large wooden door, and it smell really nasty, like bad breath and bacteria.. and you have to look into the peep holes like some kinda perv at the art work.
There is a naked women is spread eagle in the foreground , she is a maniquen and her vagina is like just a black hole, but its more like like a slit in the wrong place! ... then in the back ground behind her there is a landscape with a pretty little waterfall which looks like its moving.. so there is projection going on. Really wacky bizarre work. I was completely blown away by it when I saw it and to this day I reflect on its cool weirdness. Oh the children! Don't let the children see!!!! lol..ha, wonder if this fucked up country will ever close off sections or paintings to protect the innocent. lol, what a fuckin joke.