Fun and interesting ways to commit suicide
Throwing yourself off a road bridge is common and dull, dont even think of cutting yourself either what you need is something fun, and interesting, maybe BURNING YOUR SELF TO DEATH.
So put that noose away, pull the loaded pistol away from your face, take your head out of the oven.
You should be happy and take pride in your suicide.
Here are just a few ideas for fun and interesting ways to commit suicide.
Rules for a fun and interesting death
- Rule #1: Be innovative. Try to think of something suitably flashy, and something nobody has ever done before.
- Rule #2: Make sure you die. According to the AOPSFAIWTCS scoring rules you lose a lot of points for not actually dying, and you could even have your membership revoked.
- Rule #3: Be helpful. Some of the members are very dumb and only joined because they felt it might be a good idea at the time. Some of them may need a push in the right direction (possibly a literal push in the right direction) to get the kind of magnificent death they probably dont deserve.
Remember all these things and the perfect death awaits you.
Oh, Suicide Notes are always a fun way to end it for your loved ones.
Take Dane Cook's advice, if you're going to commit suicide, write a fantastic suicide note, "I have chosen to assassinate myself,"
That right there is going to be great, the person to find it will say "Wow, Now this guy, He was creative !
He chose not ONLY to commit suicide, but to assassinate himself!".
Though to actually use this exact example would be a crime.
Your'e already suicidal all you need now is a court case, keep in mind copyright laws when creating (preferably writing as to make it more personal and thus more damaging to your family and peers as they're probably the reason for your suicide in the first place) your Suicide Note.
Ways to commit suicide:
- Fighting a dragon
- pills
- hanging
- staring at Mel Gibson
- Jumping off your bed into a dark hole
- bringing home all C's on your report card (asians only)
- beating up god
- hating jews
- drowning in chocolate
- take a rattlesnake bath
- walking into your boss's office and asking her if she is afraid of ghosts...once she says yes, yell "good, because im going to haunt you for the rest of your life"...then blow your brains out.
- swallow a handful of BB's moments before your MRI
nowt suicidal people need more than a good chuckle if they can 
And noob, he's a noob because of that post 
that REALLY makes me chuckle 
