Stupidest thing you've done high?

be ez

be ez

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I just wanna know what the stupidest thing everyone has done while high.


For example I was going down the road on my bike while I was baked and ran head on into a street sign which resulted in an emergency room trip and 20 stiches :P good times
 
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Benassi

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Stopping at a stop sign and waiting for it to turn green... twice.
 
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mazook98

Member
When i was 19, i put 3 dollars (slowly) in quarters into a telephone to buy a pack of cigarettes..........top that!
 
olishell

olishell

Active Member
I jumped into a pool from the third story of a motel during spring break in Ft. Myers. I took about 1 1/2 ft. of skin off my back from the edge of the pool.I was doing window pane at the time.
 
cnalley87

cnalley87

Member
Not the Stupidest thing I've ever done but yesterday I was comin home from work and I saw a Big Rig on the opposite side of the freeway from me with a big ass van on its bed. I don't know why (probably just because I'm a genius) but I immediately went "Hey there's nobody driving that fuckin........wait...god damnit".
 
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kushkrusha

Member
Umm baked out of my mind and riding my dirtbike 03 YZ 125 2 stroke, decided instead of taking the long way home I'd hydroplane some water and get home faster, I was booting it up towards what I thought to be water, I got about 3 feet then my front tire dug into the goopy mud and I front flipped for the remaining 20feet, I got up soaking wet not knowing what happened with my bike 5 feet from me with the bars a foot into the ground somehow, I'm pretty sure that's the stupidest thing I've done so far :)
 
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poppypizza

Member
Going to Carl's Jr. for some food ordered,, slowly cruised up to the pick-up window. The women opened the window took my money and made change. Gave it back to me and I drove home WITHOUT THE FOOD!!
 
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Michael Phelps

Well-Known Member
Weed doesnt really fuck me up that bad now days, and i dont really remember things i did when i first started blazing. Maybe going to school blazed as fuck smellin like herb, eyes red and chinky as fuck? But i cant really thing of anything funny.

ive ran into a glass sliding door before
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Ok, this wasn't me, but funnier than anything I can think of now~!
After fishing with my older brother in south florida we were washing his Flats boat in his driveway (in a very nice neighborhood). The outboard (a giant fucking 250 HP black Merc) is still trimmed up from the road trip & this 17ish year old kid riding his bike down the sidewalk. Obviously stoned (we were too) swerves into his yard while watching us unload some really nice Snook & reds and runs dead on into the outboard foot. He looked like hulk hogan bodyslammed him & man was he stoned.
"Giggles" That shit is still funny.
GWN
 
Consciousness420

Consciousness420

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hahah some of these are pretty funny.. I'de have to say for me, it was when my friend and I both went into a dance club with huge blunts stuck on the top of our ears (yknow like how sometimes people put a pen or something on their ear to hold it) and we both forgot about and a fight broke out that we were NOT a part of and we willingly (while high out of our minds of course) volunteered to speak to the cops outside about what had happened (were were eye-witnesses and thought we were being good citizens) while we had huge blunts stuck above our ears.. later when we were walking home we pulled down the blunts and lighted them up and only then realized that we had both given statements to the authorities while completely high as kites AND having huge blunts visible (have no idea why the cops didnt even notice)!! LOL good times...
 
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