stranger beotch went cra cra on me

abe supercro said:

Oh a puppy huh, couldn't catch gist why the fkr had a diaper on. Now all I can think about is did the pet owner wear one too.


Puppies do kinda demand attention and the whole socialization dealeo, I hear that. You should have boned that crazy ol lady, she was practically begging for it.

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buzzardbreath said:

Probably right though, could have scored, that would make me more fucked in the hed than her.

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Singlemalt said:

I'm the husband

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buzzardbreath said:

First I must tell you I'm one of the more chill people you will meet.

I walk up on lady cashing out at the woodsection single register at home improvement store. I;m waiting in line and her rottweiler dog tries to sniff me. I have a dog, so naturally i get down to it's level and let it close to my hand to sniff. It gets a few inches away.

Lady turns around and yells at top of er lungs, "Don't ever touch my dog without permission, who do you think you are, do you have kids, do you? Bring them here so I can touch all over them, how would you like that..?"

I step back a little dumbfounded and give her a WTF look.

That's it, she's pissed now and yells "fuck you, go fuck yourself, think you can...blah blah, donk't you have something to say, fuck you...etc etc."

I step up to the register. At this point I wanted to get the fuck out of there, as I was starting to anger, I wanted away from this unmedicated housewife.

But I respond,ed "Lady your dog is in a public store?"

She goes on about the children thing again. And is doing everything she can to pick a fight with me over "touching someone elses dog without permission blah blah." I get done paying and she goes off again and again. Now I'm getting annoyed, probably turning red.

She had very rehearsed shit though...like it wasn't her first go around in men dominated stores about this situation. Eitherway, she's really provoking me to talk, debate, argue, anything and she says, "Thst's what I thought, you can't back it up, just giving me looks, you can't talk, defend yourself?"

I was giving her the biggest--you are fucking loco look--so weren't the employees.

- then opened my mouth "told her to leave the store, and just me the fuck alone." I asked the employees if they could get her away from me. The employees ignored me, I think they were scared shitless she would get going on them.

She did finally leave the store after she thought I finally conceded enough, and I wasn't gonna retaliate.

Employees have a good laugh with me when lady was out of earshot.

Lady and her diaper wearing dog were waiting outside for me. I ignored as she started going off on my again,

Got in my vehicle and waved nicely to her as I drove away.

I won. But honestly I wanted to clock her in the nose and watch her bleed. She looked like Mrs.1-800 attorney with rich husband. I live in a town where white people feel the need to prove something, usually some fucked up agenda they have in their heads from liberal universitees. FYI I'm a white male and served in the military, but old bitches are cra cra around college towns.

WTF, just wanted to buy a couple wood brackets.

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buzzardbreath said:

First I must tell you I'm one of the more chill people you will meet.

I walk up on lady cashing out at the woodsection single register at home improvement store. I;m waiting in line and her rottweiler dog tries to sniff me. I have a dog, so naturally i get down to it's level and let it close to my hand to sniff. It gets a few inches away.

Lady turns around and yells at top of er lungs, "Don't ever touch my dog without permission, who do you think you are, do you have kids, do you? Bring them here so I can touch all over them, how would you like that..?"

I step back a little dumbfounded and give her a WTF look.

That's it, she's pissed now and yells "fuck you, go fuck yourself, think you can...blah blah, donk't you have something to say, fuck you...etc etc."

I step up to the register. At this point I wanted to get the fuck out of there, as I was starting to anger, I wanted away from this unmedicated housewife.

But I respond,ed "Lady your dog is in a public store?"

She goes on about the children thing again. And is doing everything she can to pick a fight with me over "touching someone elses dog without permission blah blah." I get done paying and she goes off again and again. Now I'm getting annoyed, probably turning red.

She had very rehearsed shit though...like it wasn't her first go around in men dominated stores about this situation. Eitherway, she's really provoking me to talk, debate, argue, anything and she says, "Thst's what I thought, you can't back it up, just giving me looks, you can't talk, defend yourself?"

I was giving her the biggest--you are fucking loco look--so weren't the employees.

- then opened my mouth "told her to leave the store, and just me the fuck alone." I asked the employees if they could get her away from me. The employees ignored me, I think they were scared shitless she would get going on them.

She did finally leave the store after she thought I finally conceded enough, and I wasn't gonna retaliate.

Employees have a good laugh with me when lady was out of earshot.

Lady and her diaper wearing dog were waiting outside for me. I ignored as she started going off on my again,

Got in my vehicle and waved nicely to her as I drove away.

I won. But honestly I wanted to clock her in the nose and watch her bleed. She looked like Mrs.1-800 attorney with rich husband. I live in a town where white people feel the need to prove something, usually some fucked up agenda they have in their heads from liberal universitees. FYI I'm a white male and served in the military, but old bitches are cra cra around college towns.

WTF, just wanted to buy a couple wood brackets.

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buzzardbreath said:

First I must tell you I'm one of the more chill people you will meet.

I walk up on lady cashing out at the woodsection single register at home improvement store. I;m waiting in line and her rottweiler dog tries to sniff me. I have a dog, so naturally i get down to it's level and let it close to my hand to sniff. It gets a few inches away.

Lady turns around and yells at top of er lungs, "Don't ever touch my dog without permission, who do you think you are, do you have kids, do you? Bring them here so I can touch all over them, how would you like that..?"

I step back a little dumbfounded and give her a WTF look.

That's it, she's pissed now and yells "fuck you, go fuck yourself, think you can...blah blah, donk't you have something to say, fuck you...etc etc."

I step up to the register. At this point I wanted to get the fuck out of there, as I was starting to anger, I wanted away from this unmedicated housewife.

But I respond,ed "Lady your dog is in a public store?"

She goes on about the children thing again. And is doing everything she can to pick a fight with me over "touching someone elses dog without permission blah blah." I get done paying and she goes off again and again. Now I'm getting annoyed, probably turning red.

She had very rehearsed shit though...like it wasn't her first go around in men dominated stores about this situation. Eitherway, she's really provoking me to talk, debate, argue, anything and she says, "Thst's what I thought, you can't back it up, just giving me looks, you can't talk, defend yourself?"

I was giving her the biggest--you are fucking loco look--so weren't the employees.

- then opened my mouth "told her to leave the store, and just me the fuck alone." I asked the employees if they could get her away from me. The employees ignored me, I think they were scared shitless she would get going on them.

She did finally leave the store after she thought I finally conceded enough, and I wasn't gonna retaliate.

Employees have a good laugh with me when lady was out of earshot.

Lady and her diaper wearing dog were waiting outside for me. I ignored as she started going off on my again,

Got in my vehicle and waved nicely to her as I drove away.

I won. But honestly I wanted to clock her in the nose and watch her bleed. She looked like Mrs.1-800 attorney with rich husband. I live in a town where white people feel the need to prove something, usually some fucked up agenda they have in their heads from liberal universitees. FYI I'm a white male and served in the military, but old bitches are cra cra around college towns.

WTF, just wanted to buy a couple wood brackets.

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Rasta Roy said:

She was right. You don't touch someone's dog without asking.

It's their dog. Not yours. If you touch it, and the interaction doesn't go well, they lose their dog. That they probably love, take care of, and spend a lot money on.

If you own dogs you should understand. Dogs don't get the benefit of the doubt when it comes to interactions that go bad so it's best for you to mind your business and leave the dog alone.

Sorry bro, you were being the asshole in this scenario.

We're all an asshole at least one day of the week though. Next time just ask...you would have had a much more pleasant encounter I bet.

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mr sunshine said:

This storys fake, dont worry about it.

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buzzardbreath said:

I'm in the states, it was at L owes

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abe supercro said:

This isn't a competition. Just be the most fkd in the head you can be.

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mr sunshine said:

This storys fake, dont worry about it.

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Diabolical666 said:

Cahm on guys...the diaper is bc its female and they bleed occasionally if not spayed:/

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mr sunshine said:

I feel like you're lying.

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Rasta Roy said:

She was right. You don't touch someone's dog without asking.

It's their dog. Not yours. If you touch it, and the interaction doesn't go well, they lose their dog. That they probably love, take care of, and spend a lot money on.

If you own dogs you should understand. Dogs don't get the benefit of the doubt when it comes to interactions that go bad so it's best for you to mind your business and leave the dog alone.

Sorry bro, you were being the asshole in this scenario.

We're all an asshole at least one day of the week though. Next time just ask...you would have had a much more pleasant encounter I bet.

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curious2garden said:

The real question is, "How did she get this far into your head. That is your weakness."

Gonna go walk the dog, have a nice night y'all

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buzzardbreath said:

I had no offensive position, other than good behavior, that's why had to vent. If it was a dude..

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buzzardbreath said:

Ok then. Found the real husband.

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Rasta Roy said:

She was right. You don't touch someone's dog without asking.

It's their dog. Not yours. If you touch it, and the interaction doesn't go well, they lose their dog. That they probably love, take care of, and spend a lot money on.

If you own dogs you should understand. Dogs don't get the benefit of the doubt when it comes to interactions that go bad so it's best for you to mind your business and leave the dog alone.

Sorry bro, you were being the asshole in this scenario.

We're all an asshole at least one day of the week though. Next time just ask...you would have had a much more pleasant encounter I bet.

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Unclebaldrick said:

I am glad he is not my sock puppet.

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