Strain of weed named after Michael Jackson?

Top 44

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I'm actually just about to do a bit of cross breeding; I'm gonna call the new strain "The Molester"
 

Papi Chingon

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billyjean kittyfuck, enchanted neverland molestor, blanket's bomb bud, michael's face eraser...i could go on but i won't, but i will leave you with this joke:

what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?

neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.


michael jackson.....



wait for it


wait for it



wait



for


it


fucked little boys!!!



ok, ok, all jokes aside, nobody dangled a baby like michael - NOBODY!!
 

MaintMan

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I like moonwalk. But I go with Peter Pan and here is why: years ago me and my buddy were hanging n ripping on a few celebs and people in the media and I came up with a theory as to why Michael was so messed up. Here goes: a small child actor who never wanted to grow old developed a conjoined reality where he is Michael but also wants to be/thinks he is peter pan. Facts peter pan depicted as white with pointy nose and high cheeks, his home is neverland, only children are allowed in neverland to play and never grow old, and he never really grew up childs voice forever which I think was faked
so I go with the Peter Pan
 

HNIC09

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heres a joke that went along with the one on the first page......... since michael jackson is 99% plastic, he is going to be melted down into legos so kids can play with him for once.
 

Fennimore

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heres a joke that went along with the one on the first page......... Since michael jackson is 99% plastic, he is going to be melted down into legos so kids can play with him for once.

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa!!!
 

growgrow

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I like moonwalk. But I go with Peter Pan and here is why: years ago me and my buddy were hanging n ripping on a few celebs and people in the media and I came up with a theory as to why Michael was so messed up. Here goes: a small child actor who never wanted to grow old developed a conjoined reality where he is Michael but also wants to be/thinks he is peter pan. Facts peter pan depicted as white with pointy nose and high cheeks, his home is neverland, only children are allowed in neverland to play and never grow old, and he never really grew up childs voice forever which I think was faked
so I go with the Peter Pan
Wow, that's a profound theory that I've never heard of ... :roll: I THINK HE BECAME WHITE INTENTIONNALLY SO THAT HE COULD REFLECT MORE LIGHT TO HIS PLANTS WHILE BEING IN THE GROW ROOM ...

Here's my opinion :

1. MoonWalk ( in the case of a sativa dominant strain )
2. Billie Jean ( obviously ... )
3. NeverLand ( in the case of a sativa dominant strain ), ( sounds like FreezeLand a little too much )
4. Black n' White ( phonetic resemblance to one of his singles and to the reflective material grower's use and to his ... hem ... " condition " )
5. OneGlove ( tribute to his signature glove and a pretty neat phonetic resemblance to " ONE LOVE " which i see as a mark of respect for the deceased artist )
 

Pnuggle

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This thread was very successful. Hopefully someone in the vending industry will pick up on these great new strain ideas!!!bongsmilie
 

scubadude239

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In reality his skin got fucked up because of a pyrotechnic accident, he was burned all over. Or mayber thats what he wanted us to think. Also he probably faked his own death. After all they could put a plastic or wax replica in the coffin so when they display the "corpse in public" he still looks realistic. Nobody is gonna know the difference, besides the little ones who got their asses pushed in at never neverland. They should of thrown him in prison and let bubba have his way with him.
 

h8red1

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So heres another Good one he really dies of a heart attack"""""""""shock.... they say was the autopsey said he dies of shock after pulling little 6 yrear old boys pants down then died when he sees its really a GIRL....................LMAO
 
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