heres a joke that went along with the one on the first page......... Since michael jackson is 99% plastic, he is going to be melted down into legos so kids can play with him for once.
Wow, that's a profound theory that I've never heard of ... I THINK HE BECAME WHITE INTENTIONNALLY SO THAT HE COULD REFLECT MORE LIGHT TO HIS PLANTS WHILE BEING IN THE GROW ROOM ...I like moonwalk. But I go with Peter Pan and here is why: years ago me and my buddy were hanging n ripping on a few celebs and people in the media and I came up with a theory as to why Michael was so messed up. Here goes: a small child actor who never wanted to grow old developed a conjoined reality where he is Michael but also wants to be/thinks he is peter pan. Facts peter pan depicted as white with pointy nose and high cheeks, his home is neverland, only children are allowed in neverland to play and never grow old, and he never really grew up childs voice forever which I think was faked
so I go with the Peter Pan
mj died from eating 10 year old nutsBest joke ever! + REP