storing urine in contact solution bottle for drug test

Ima michigan mmj patient and I just got offererd a job in florida and I know they won't accept my perscription. So I was wondering, can I use my contact solution bottle to put my buddies urine in to pass a drug test? Because it is the perfect size needed... I cleaned it out with a little bit a bleach and also ran it under the hottest tap water I could use for like 5 minutes.. will this work? Or will their be contaminates? What if I were to boilit? Also I know this is the wrong section for this I just didn't know where to put it sorry....

lol, not really bro. That piss has to be so fresh, like just minutes in the car before the appointment. Your lucky someone is foolish enough to give their "clean " piss away. Not even my wife would give me her piss

well it sounds to me like you've cleaned it out well enough to use it for what you're intending to use if for..

my only concern is how long you'd be planning on storing it as urine can get quite funky very quickly ime... i'm talking hours here easily.. not sure if keeping it in the fridge or w/e in a dark container would help keep it fresher or not though..

this is why he needs his bro to go with him in a car to the building. Let his friend whip it out and sling some piss into the container, then run inside and do the job. Fresh Piss wins. Needs to be right temp too. Those would-be chemists don't fuck around and they will bounce your sample if they want to. I've had a GM call me scum for failing my pisstest. I should have punched him in his fat ass mouth. That's Best Buy for you

ChronicObsession said:

this is why he needs his bro to go with him in a car to the building. Let his friend whip it out and sling some piss into the container, then run inside and do the job. Fresh Piss wins. Needs to be right temp too. Those would-be chemists don't fuck around and they will bounce your sample if they want to. I've had a GM call me scum for failing my pisstest. I should have punched him in his fat ass mouth. That's Best Buy for you

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this is also why i use quick fix instead of trying to get someone else's piss to use... the quick fix runs about $30 for the 3 ounce bottles, comes with hand warmers and directions, and i've never failed a test yet with it..
best $30 i've spent in a long time...

ChronicObsession said:

this is why he needs his bro to go with him in a car to the building. Let his friend whip it out and sling some piss into the container, then run inside and do the job. Fresh Piss wins. Needs to be right temp too. Those would-be chemists don't fuck around and they will bounce your sample if they want to. I've had a GM call me scum for failing my pisstest. I should have punched him in his fat ass mouth. That's Best Buy for you

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Called you scum, wow yeah should have broke his jaw.

You can freeze piss and then buy some hand warmers and somehow use a sticky cheap temperature gauge to get the piss the right temperature... No living human pisses cold or over 100 degrees if they do they are either about to die or in really bad condition.

racerboy71 said:

this is also why i use quick fix instead of trying to get someone else's piss to use... the quick fix runs about $30 for the 3 ounce bottles, comes with hand warmers and directions, and i've never failed a test yet with it..
best $30 i've spent in a long time...

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Quick fix works I had a girlfriend who used it for years it has hand warmers and a temperature gauge just do some research and make sure you get the newest Quick Fix, they always release new versions to keep up with drug testing so make sure you get the newest one, remember dude no one pisses room temperature or cold or too hot you have to get that shit in the in the mid 90's - high 90's

Thank you for all the replies. And I've done this before I just used a different container.. it don't have to be "fresh" because it takes time to get to the place they send it to anyway. They just check for temp. Which ill just put the bottle in boiling water till it hits 105. Then stick it in my boxers. So thas not the prob. I was just ondering would the bleach or saline solution would show up. Even ifi cleaned it. And I'm not tempting that fake urine or detox ( ready clean stuff) I heard to manyhorror stories and this job is for too much money to fail

Best thing is a baggie a very tightly sealed baggie with fresh clean pee worn close to the skin...and you have to get it and use it that same day...it can't be old at all...and it has to be the right temp of your body. so wearing a baggie close to the skin works well, unless your baggie breaks, and then well you've had an accident.

Ive recently taken a drug test though knew it was coming and prepared for it. In my case they sent me to a room alone though you can get one of those fake dicks if ur worried the tech will be in the room, they aren't gonna look that close if they happen to be in the same room. They usually will send you to one of those urgent care clinics, concentra or whatever. You piss in a cup and they test it right away. They do have check boxes on the form they fill out to verify color and temp are in range, and the results for an 11 panel are ready in a couple minutes. The piss cup had a bunch of boxes on the side that I beleive are a certain color if you are positive for something. The bottle only goes to an actual lab if there are inconclusive results or a positive. I would shmooze the tech who is taking your sample if you can. If they like you then they may not hassle with any result that comes up borderline inconclusive or whatever. There was a guy there from some other company I'm not sure about who had to take a hair test, so you might want to verifiy that is not what you are getting.

Extra tight briefs in my opinion for security. I don't know how I feel about a plastic baggy, even a ziploc doesn't seem to secure, but you definitely want something easy to work with for fast dispensing. If you are monitored you can't be fumbling too much.

buy the synthetic urine its worth the price

If it is at the clinic, pay your buddy to pose as you and go in to take the piss test. Just have him remember your birthday and social.

florez said:

Thank you for all the replies. And I've done this before I just used a different container.. it don't have to be "fresh" because it takes time to get to the place they send it to anyway. They just check for temp. Which ill just put the bottle in boiling water till it hits 105. Then stick it in my boxers. So thas not the prob. I was just ondering would the bleach or saline solution would show up. Even ifi cleaned it. And I'm not tempting that fake urine or detox ( ready clean stuff) I heard to manyhorror stories and this job is for too much money to fail

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Go to any sportsman or hunting store and purchase a pack of hand warmers and rubber band them to the bottle. The hand warmers are cheap dude like less than a few bucks per pack.

ChronicObsession said:

lol, not really bro. That piss has to be so fresh, like just minutes in the car before the appointment. Your lucky someone is foolish enough to give their "clean " piss away. Not even my wife would give me her piss

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Not sure if you were joking or not but I'm almost 100% that piss is "sexed" meaning your wifes pee pee would be flagged as a womans. I dunno though.

My 2 cents, not worth much I know.

male a female urine is the same unless she is on her period or pregnant. In calif they test for bleach so bleach is a no no here.

Look man, it's this simple:

Get a pill bottle. A small one. About the size of a photo film canister, slightly taller.

Have your clean buddy piss in it.

Put it in your pants, between your sack and your thigh, or in your whitey tighties, whatever you do to keep it kinda warm.

You get the piss right before the drug test, you go to the test, you go in the bathroom, you dump it in the container, and you walk out with the tiny little sample and ask if it's enough, you have bladder troubles.

They will say it is plenty it really only takes a couple of drops.

They will run their test and dispose of it before you even leave the building.

You can also request that they finish their testings and allow you to witness them dispose of your DNA, which you own, and do not trust them with.

You will pass. No problem. I have done it every time.

medical state and still called a scum for smoking?


i think we need some new stoner comedy where "normal" people are smoking (last one was what, about a dealer and a subpoena server? (though played by nice people, still not very nice characters)

cheech and chong were stupid looking losers (though im sure most of Us would hang with them )

people pay too much attention to the image, not whats actually there.

we need a movie about stoner nurses or something like that, construction worker stoners, store clerks, (and not lazy or assholes)

change the image (most people are stupid, you want to change things, pay attention to that fact)

a smart person is around 120 iq points, (the beginning of smarts anyway, i know iq tests are not really a good measuremeant point though )

and most people are way beneath that.

cant really talk to them sensibly. they are too controlled by their emotions for one.

and a picture is a worth a thousand words.

and video billion times that.

I at sso. I'm in mi which is a medical state. But my job offer is in florida which isn't. And the offer that was giving to me in michigan it wouldn't allow it either its too much money to be lost by the company if I were to fuck up. like hundreds of thousands. So I wouldn't do any bull to fuck it up anyway. And at brian ha yea I might do that I have a couple mmj bottle laying around! Lol stick it to the man... naw I wouldnt do that weeds to strong and would prolly make the test show positive!