Stoner stories of the day

purplebud27

Well-Known Member
These stories are about a stoner named sean and the events of his day
Sean wakes up to an annoying buzzing of the alarm clock he flings his Arm in the direction of the sound sean wacks his glass bong knocking it all over his fresh bud he looks up "damn" he rolls out of bed in a rush and trips over his dog budz but being the lazy dog bud is he bearly moved sean jumps up and grabs the only blunt that was not wet "well at least I can wake & bake" he lights the spliff and sucks in hard his lungs fill up with smoke he thinks to himself "my new slogan should be growing is knowing ya that's a good one" he hits his blunt a few more times and now he is off to his 9 to 5..............
 

DC445

Member
woke up went to chill iwth mad ppl at 10 met my friend walked to my other friends woke him up then by 3 we were with 11 ppl smoked mad bud and hot boxin like 3 rooms such a good day
 

juststartin

Well-Known Member
woke up, was in the car on the way to work when i witness a cat get run over. had to take it to the vets but it died on the way.

no one should have to deal with that in the morning
 
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