Spit or Swallow

Spit, Swallow, Neither

  • Spit

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Swallow

    Votes: 14 56.0%
  • Neither

    Votes: 10 40.0%

  • Total voters
    25
You're too young and life's too short to put up with it. I kinda feel like a ninja right now. Jump in thread, say random things, jump out of thread. ACK theres no ninja emote on this forum D:

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HI-YA! ouuuiiii WAKAJABABA *bows* bongsmilie
 
You're too young and life's too short to put up with it. I kinda feel like a ninja right now. Jump in thread, say random things, jump out of thread. ACK theres no ninja emote on this forum D:

ninja-crouch.jpg
HI-YA! ouuuiiii WAKAJABABA *bows* bongsmilie


For some reason this comes to mind:

[video=youtube;QztgQIIxvQ8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QztgQIIxvQ8[/video]
 
After 3 years you take shit for granted. I'm only 21 I can cook like a mother fucker I know tons and tons about trees and I know a little about the legal system.
Tired of being treated like shit. He knows he treats me like shit he just doesn't know how to stop. I don't know why I put up with this shit anymore :(
still hold yourself to higher standards sweetie. :) ive been through it, minus the child i know what youre feeling like !
 
still hold yourself to higher standards sweetie. :) ive been through it, minus the child i know what youre feeling like !

I've got ptsd so that makes it a little harder for me to leave. I know I should. I just can't bring myself to do it no matter how much I know I should
 
I've got ptsd so that makes it a little harder for me to leave. I know I should. I just can't bring myself to do it no matter how much I know I should
I prefer your profile pic to your avatar its very cute! shows off your beautiful smile! use that one! :) the guys here are very sweet , dont feel bad for what he did, show yourself as you are, and people here will love you:)
 
For some reason this comes to mind:

[video=youtube;QztgQIIxvQ8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QztgQIIxvQ8[/video]
Very accurate.

Wait no I have the feline abilities of a cat! a puma even cause I wear the shoes! It's the same if you wear jordans, you can jump over cars and houses, and if you have four legs like a cow you can jump over the moon apparently
 
Higher standards to what? Guarantee her general dating pool looks like some of the guys that post here. Wheres that eextreme guy at, hahaha.

BRB guys I'm gonna go stuff myself on shitty food and soda, get bloated then take a pic with my shirt off and a knee that could be mistaken for a tit apparently.

Then blame it all on my spouse during rough sex, the whore.
 
I prefer your profile pic to your avatar its very cute! shows off your beautiful smile! use that one! :) the guys here are very sweet , dont feel bad for what he did, show yourself as you are, and people here will love you:)

Nicest thing anyones said to me in a long time. For once I just don't have anything to say back. Thanks
 
Higher standards to what? Guarantee her general dating pool looks like the guys that post here. Wheres that eextreme guy at, hahaha.

BRB guys I'm gonna go stuff myself on shitty food and soda, get bloated then take a pic with my shirt off and a knee that could be mistaken for a tit apparently.

Then blame it all on my spouse during rough sex, the whore.

........im confused but why is the girl in your photo doing the duckface?
 
Higher standards to what? Guarantee her general dating pool looks like some of the guys that post here. Wheres that eextreme guy at, hahaha.

BRB guys I'm gonna go stuff myself on shitty food and soda, get bloated then take a pic with my shirt off and a knee that could be mistaken for a tit apparently.

Then blame it all on my spouse during rough sex, the whore.

If only you actually had a spouse. And I don't have a dating pool. I'm not going to lie. The only time I leave my house is to go grocery shopping. But I don't rely on the assumptions of guys online to get me through my day I was just venting.
 
I worked in a grocery store for a little while. Made more money doing bets and stupid shit than I did getting paid most the time. Apparently it's frowned upon to hit on the customers, but they seemed to like it, crappy managers ya know? Ahh memories. :eyesmoke:
 
[video=youtube;MDBBucVCtsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBBucVCtsc[/video] lol nah i aint hating just curious
 
She's right, you do look different in the profile pic. can't even tell it's the same person that's attacking my retinas in your avatar pic.



WIth those curves she can do whatever she wants.


Attacking your retinas? Well I guess its a good thing I'm not trying to fuck you. Why should I care what you think about how I look?
 
Attacking your retinas? Well I guess its a good thing I'm not trying to fuck you. Why should I care what you think about how I look?

I thought he meant it looks like your attacking the camera..thus attacking his eyes/him..just my interpretation though, I'm not all with it tonight
 
She's a prude because she doesn't want to bend and scrape to man's every whim?

Get it in your fucking heads. Women are not just here to put your fucking dick in.

Be grateful that you get any.
 
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