The Outdoorsman
Well-Known Member
ND. Mhmm. I reckon.
Then a trifecta of bad songs it is.I counter your bad rendition of Don't Fence Me In with this, Voila!
Get one in what ?oh my god what city can i get one in????
dude, you'd be crazy not to go for it. split that shit like wet pie....that i frequent, found me on facebook and hit me up. She's only 19 (i'm 25) and her english sucks. But does any of that really matter? LOOK at this ass...
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Farmington, New Mexico. Just go stand on a corner on Commercial Street. They'll be circling you like a flock of turkey vultures.oh my god what city can i get one in????
You're welcome xxThanks Kuroi
I think she is afraid of feeling/being used...I mean hell, I'd go in there every day, occasionally make eye contact, and maaybe smile, but for the most part I ignored her. Then I went with my brother once and he was trying to talk to her and left her his number...they texted a little but she didn't really respond to his requests to hang out
She always gave me these real squinty eyes...a "mean" face, like she's joking with me...also interpreted by me as "fuck me eyes"
Then i went to pay for my meal and brought the receipt to the cashier (her) and she goes with her cute accent and shitty english "do you want a mint?"
I said sure. So she puts a mint/my credit card back in my hand...and just holds my hand, for a few seconds, while staring in my eyes
I'm like goddamn i don't even GET it...I walk in this restaurant, right from my home (my car)...having not showered in 3 days, smellin like shit all scruffy, shirt all dirty as shit...and she's givin me this "drag me into the kitchen in the back and bang me up against the freezer baby" eyes and attitude
I hate to say this kuroi, but I NEED to give it to her HARD AS FUCK...cuz her body language/actions, I feel she's pretty much asking for it...and part of why? cuz i have a totally nonchallant "i dont give a shit, you're another girl to me" attitude...even tho inside im like MY GAWD ID GIVE THAT ASS HELL
How weird my husband sang that to me a couple of days ago and I told him no one and I mean no one would sing a song with that phrase in it. Who knew?I counter your bad rendition of Don't Fence Me In with this, Voila!
[video=youtube;vYNK8A_bXwA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNK8A_bXwA[/video]
Oh my... I would tear that up. Seriously, he might drown, quickly someone give that man a life preserver.Are you kidding? I live in the oilfield mecca of the southwest. These guys walk around looking like this:
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She's in for a workout.
You made a point. Sometimes when they open their mouths it completely ruins it. Is there was a nice way to say, 'Shhhh, don't speak-ever'?She is.... hot... Not going to lie... I'd tap that.
But more importantly, do you like her? (for HER, not her booty)
What sort of things do you chat about? Do you have much in common?
Maybe you could ask her around to teach her better English (genuinely!) for the first couple of times and as your communication with eachother improves, the chemistry, if there is any, should become more and more evident and she will like being able to express herself to you.
Calm damn and take it slow, but if he is making moves, by all means let her.
Take her out on a date and do something you both enjoy, or an activity you're both shit at to break down any barriers of awkwardness? Make her feel special. If she IS special to you (and no just a piece of ass) it should be easy and she will pick up on that. Don't let her think you will bang her and move on to the next one...
And for the love of god, don't get so carried away with wanting to screw her that you fuck it all up.
PS.... She does indeed look good in those jeans
I didn't even know it existed until I heard it on a commercial the other day. I asked my dad and he said it was one of mom's favorites. That's just like her too. LOLHow weird my husband sang that to me a couple of days ago and I told him no one and I mean no one would sing a song with that phrase in it. Who knew?
Be gentle. He is only a man after all.Oh my... I would tear that up. Seriously, he might drown, quickly someone give that man a life preserver.