Its not the military that isnt honorable. Its the dickweeds in DC that are leading it and the rest of the country. Corporate sell outs. Dont hate on individual soldiers tho. Dont worry guys, im not some republican conservative ass stain that thinks its ok to invade and basically colonize foreign countries for monetary gain.
You may not grasp this but ill hook you
up.
If you join you will work for those dickweeds as you so succinctly put it.
Furthermore it is not at your discretion
to buffet style choose which orders you will follow. You will do as you are told or have an asshole full of boot.
It is not a requirment that you feel warm and fuzzy while doing it.
If you have anymore concerns
feel free to shut the fuck up and get back
in line so we can march to chow private
dickweed.
Sorry man that was a pre-screening test.
If you didn't enjoy it you might consider
dental tech.
I did it.
So I aint trying to stop you.
Just sayin it aint as fun as they make it look on Gomer Pyle.
Now go shave again because it makes me happy.