Soooo Bored

Im really going insane

So tired of the bar scene, hanging out

good lawd please entertain me

Here's one my dad used to sing Driving down the hill....'round ninety miles an hour, when the chain on my bicycle broke....I skidded across the grass, ran the sprocket up my ass, and my balls got tangled in the spokes.

OUCH!!!! too funny McFried

Thanks...my dad was full of em. Here's another....Frosty the snowman, had a little bitty peter...he was climbing down the chimney and he burned it on the heater.

here's one for ya....

mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. fleece was black as charcole, everytime it wagged its tail you could see its little arse hole...

Mary had a little lamb...the doctor fainted.

the doctor had to smoke another one lol

There once was a man from nantucket

his **** was so long he could suck it

as he wiped off his chin

he said with a grin

if my ear was a **** i would **** it

you fill in the blanks

Mjetta, go to a local Hookah bar, I used to go with my old highschool buddys(still do for that matter) and just chill to some sour apple tabaccy and a beer.

I thought this was funny when I saw it.

There was an old man from china.
He wasn't a very good climber,
He slipped on a rock!
And split his cock!
Now he's got a vagina!


Just lol.

Wh00p said:

Mjetta, go to a local Hookah bar, I used to go with my old highschool buddys(still do for that matter) and just chill to some sour apple tabaccy and a beer.

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Good suggestion, but ive done that to death. I even bought a hookah for the convenienve of my own home!

Arrid said:

There was an old man from china.
He wasn't a very good climber,
He slipped on a rock!
And split his cock!
Now he's got a vagina!


Just lol.

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Awesome