Padawanbater2
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Soccer is the DEBIL!
Soccer is the DEBIL!
Soccer - Americas Path to Socialism
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'd like to hear this man's theological opinion about golf ... or bowling. So long as he doesn't violate the Canon.
Filthy Phil
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Oh my GOD!! Saturday night live couldnt do a better satire. Sodomy starts with s, socialism starts with s, soccer starts with s...y'all think thats a coincidence?
Well....yeah
Mexicans play soccer, mexicans from brazil, mexicans from puerto rico, mexicans from all them countries play soccer
I wonder if he knows that goalies use theor hands or you have whats called a throw in, which uses hands, and inherrantly elbows.
I'll bet this guy uses all his body parts when he jerks off so as to not offend god.
Well I gotta question for ya buddy, if god wanted us to use our whole body...then whud he make it so we cant blow ourselves? Now that jest dunt make sense.
Well....yeah
Mexicans play soccer, mexicans from brazil, mexicans from puerto rico, mexicans from all them countries play soccer
I wonder if he knows that goalies use theor hands or you have whats called a throw in, which uses hands, and inherrantly elbows.
I'll bet this guy uses all his body parts when he jerks off so as to not offend god.
Well I gotta question for ya buddy, if god wanted us to use our whole body...then whud he make it so we cant blow ourselves? Now that jest dunt make sense.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Well shewt, Filthy ... that's Gawd's way of tellin us it's a good idea ta'find a little buddy. cn
Filthy Phil
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Well shucks...then why is pigs and sheeps so darn bad at it then? I mean....they aint even got the right lips for it.
What a nutbag, someone needs to order that guy a tin foil hat. And a map.
I wonder what that guys hour of goodness or hour of being good that he talks about in the beginning when he was reffering to trying to help america. If I need a tractor greased down...or a model for googly eyes I would ask him for help...but not to save.erica. My goodness. I wish he lived in my town, I would stop by his hpuse for entertainment, ask him questions like, "do you think its because he.s muslim or because hes black that obama is doing sucj a good job in office?" Or "what problems do you think early humans had I. Distinguishing between other primates and how long until that stopped?" Watch his head explode....
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Lol ... good ones, Phil! Or my favorite bender of minds: Do bad cats go to Doggie Heaven? cn
Filthy Phil
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He seems like the kind of guy who gets mad at shopping carts for being obstinant...
Filthy Phil
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Ask him "if god and satan got together and had a baby, how much would it look like rosie o'donnel?
"if my waffel iron keeps burning the waffels, do you think I should get it exorcised?"
"dont you think that having the letter "k" is a bit wasteful, even democrat kind of wasteful?"
"do you think jesus would double down on 11.s?"
"if my waffel iron keeps burning the waffels, do you think I should get it exorcised?"
"dont you think that having the letter "k" is a bit wasteful, even democrat kind of wasteful?"
"do you think jesus would double down on 11.s?"
Filthy Phil
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I'd like to ask him "if jesus got all coked out and took some acid, what do you think his sermons would be like? Anything like charles mansons?"
"if god made bananas shaped tjat way so its easier for us to eat them, does that mean pineapples and cocnuts are evil?"
"Do you think mexicans get treated like shit because they are smarter than us or because they are just more good looking? Or both?"
"when torturing kittens over a pile of photos and toenail clippings of steve buscemi in a red lightbulb lit room, do you find its more gratifying to just let them bleed out, or to smash them repetedly with the blunt side of a hatchet? Or both?"
"if donuts grew on trees would police officers be more or less effective at theirjobs? Or both?"
I can go on all day...but this bud aint gonna trim itself....
"if god made bananas shaped tjat way so its easier for us to eat them, does that mean pineapples and cocnuts are evil?"
"Do you think mexicans get treated like shit because they are smarter than us or because they are just more good looking? Or both?"
"when torturing kittens over a pile of photos and toenail clippings of steve buscemi in a red lightbulb lit room, do you find its more gratifying to just let them bleed out, or to smash them repetedly with the blunt side of a hatchet? Or both?"
"if donuts grew on trees would police officers be more or less effective at theirjobs? Or both?"
I can go on all day...but this bud aint gonna trim itself....
Johnnyorganic
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This is satire.
Billy Bob Neck is a stand up comedian.
The only difference between this and the Stephen Colbert Show is that Billy Bob has been doing it longer.
Billy Bob Neck is a stand up comedian.
The only difference between this and the Stephen Colbert Show is that Billy Bob has been doing it longer.
Padawanbater2
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lol he did a damn fine job! Damn fine! Colbert should have him on his show
Johnnyorganic
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Damn fine job of what? Perpetuating stereotypes?
If he were in blackface instead if a John Deere gimme cap, would you have the same reaction?
What if he held a Quran, would your approbation be as effluvious?
I am not criticizing you. I just want you to think about preconceived notions and prejudice; and why several members here assumed it was genuine.
Padawanbater2
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A damn fine job at acting and almost pulling it off. I saw that clip on another forum and thought it was hilarious! It's satire, but there are actually people like that. I don't think it's perpetuating a stereotype necessarily.
Blackface would have made it 10x's funnier!
You can tell it's satire from the beginning, the JD hat is a perfect touch!
I honestly do not know what approbation or effluvious means. I'll look those up though.
Johnnyorganic
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Of course it is perpetuating a stereotype. That portrayal is what many people assume about Southerners.
But how many people know the comedian is from Boston?
Or that it is satire?
Like I stated earlier, I am not criticizing you (Even though you obviously bought it, too.).
Padawanbater2
Well-Known Member
Its obvious its satire.. Just like Colbert..
buddha webb
New Member
Well,
thats the kind of person we really need to worry about.......Brilliant,"you play soccer,you go to hell,simple".....................The crazy thing is he believes his crazy shit.....when we eat we dont use our legs.....hell.sure.hell.
thats the kind of person we really need to worry about.......Brilliant,"you play soccer,you go to hell,simple".....................The crazy thing is he believes his crazy shit.....when we eat we dont use our legs.....hell.sure.hell.
buddha webb
New Member
and now i hear hes a comic....had me....im shit........hs good and thats funny shit!!!
olylifter420
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Sounds like someone is jealous cause they dont have NFL SUNDAYS MONDAYS AND SOMETIMES THURSDAYS
Also, im more then sure American footvmball is more deserving of the name football, soccer is good, but you cant compare soccer to football, its like apples and oranges...
QUOTE=jamboss;6815828]The whole world calls it football while ignorant America calls it's soccer, go anywhere else in the world and I mean anywhere and ask to play football, see if they bring out a piece of pig.[/QUOTE]
Also, im more then sure American footvmball is more deserving of the name football, soccer is good, but you cant compare soccer to football, its like apples and oranges...
QUOTE=jamboss;6815828]The whole world calls it football while ignorant America calls it's soccer, go anywhere else in the world and I mean anywhere and ask to play football, see if they bring out a piece of pig.[/QUOTE]
