sober rant

jrh72582 said:

I've passed every drug test as well and smoke all the way up to the point when I go to piss - it's called fake urine and it works every time. I've always been sent to a room without a sink to do the test, so I just whip the fake shit out of my pocket, heat activate it, and put it in the cup. Guaranteed to work...

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^^ he hit it right on the money.

Fake piss really is the way to go. most of them come with a little heating pad and the ones that don't all you gotta do is keep it in a cup of warm water on your way to take the piss, crotch it when you walk in and pour the bottle of fake piss into the cup.

Clean piss EVERYSINGLE TIME no need to even worry about it.

That's harder to pull off if you're a girl... especially if someone is watching you. When I had my job last year, I had to piss in a cup... supervised. Worst thing ever. And I was worried I wasn't gonna pass because it had only been 22 days. But I passed, somehow. *shrug*