sober rant

Louis541

Louis541

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Ok, so I've been out the job for a few weeks. I finally got a call back today from walmart. I go in and do the interview. No prob. Then they asked me to do a followup interview tommorow. This normally wouldn't be a problem, but I know there is gonna be a drug test for the day after that. So now I'm goin three days without smoking going crazy so I can push a bunch of fucking shopping carts around a fucking walmart parking lot. This sucks. To add insult to injury I'm looking at 3 pre rolled joints I still have from 420.
 
SiCoSkateboards

SiCoSkateboards

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hang in there dude i tried one of those stinger deals and lost a manager position at home depot cause it didnt work...just get clean..
 
skiskate

skiskate

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Sorry to hear man, all this drug testing bullshit is so dumb! Im glad canada isnt like that.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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What pisses me off is that they are only really searching for weed. Anything else is out of your system in like, 3 days.I'm sittin here crabby as fuck wonderin if I should just say fuck it and smoke this joint. But I think I have a little more will power then that.
 
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docd187

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if its a piss test you can pass it easily. ive smoked the day before and day of drug tests and still passed. its all about staying hydrated. drink 1-2gal water day before and day of and take a multivitamin.
 
jrh72582

jrh72582

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I've passed every drug test as well and smoke all the way up to the point when I go to piss - it's called fake urine and it works every time. I've always been sent to a room without a sink to do the test, so I just whip the fake shit out of my pocket, heat activate it, and put it in the cup. Guaranteed to work...
 
poplars

poplars

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I'd have to agree with everyone else multivitamin/detox pill of some sort + ton of water overhydration.
 
dahamma

dahamma

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They do drug tests for wal-mart???? Seriously ??? Where I come from there are only drug tests for jobs that maybe you could hurt yourself or co-workers. Oil rigs shit like that but not wal-mart. That sucks man.
 
CanadianCoyote

CanadianCoyote

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Some McDonald's locations drug test their employees now, too. Just about everywhere requires it these days... at least in the USA. I think that'll change... because all that drug testing is expensive, and companies can save a lotta money by forgoing them. We can only hope...
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Hold out a little longer. You can do it. Once you take the test you can smoke out.

Drink lots of water in the meantime. If you get tired of water, drink Gatoraide.

I know it sucks, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Good luck.
 
jrh72582

jrh72582

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motorboater said:
how do you heat activate it?
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It's called a slap pack. The fake urine is in an aluminum bladder. You pop a bubble inside of the bladder and it releases a fluid that heats the urine. It tests clean, comes out warm, and cannot be detected as artificial. It's quite easy to use.
 
Dr Greene

Dr Greene

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I know this dude (who smokes alot of weed) that drank a case of Miller High Life to himself the night before a piss test and came up clean the next day! No fucking joke! Of course, he felt like shit but he swears that it was the cheap beet that did it.
 
motorboater

motorboater

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jrh72582 said:
It's called a slap pack. The fake urine is in an aluminum bladder. You pop a bubble inside of the bladder and it releases a fluid that heats the urine. It tests clean, comes out warm, and cannot be detected as artificial. It's quite easy to use.
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Good shit.

I'll remember this for the future.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Well, Failed the drug test. Wish I would of just said fuck it and went into the interview high as fuck. Oh well. Noone can say I didn't try.

PS: I took everyone's advise, and didn't smoke. I spent 2 whole long ass days sober.
 
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