So i smoked a gram...

of some kush. Its the first time i have smoked in 8 months. I smoked it over the course of 2 days, smoking it one hit at a time out of a baseball bat one hitter. Would it be reasonable to assume if i quit completely, i could pass a drug test in 14 days?

Depends on what testing standard, (nano grams), your body fat percentage and metabolic rate. I am gonna say no.

14 days to out your system of one gram. you're completely fine

drink water pre test and dont sweat it

Haha, love these threads. Not smoked in 8months, just got wasted. Will I pass a drug test next Tuesday?

Bro, no chance. Your only hope is to head for the hills. Have you ever thought it might be nice to live in the woods for a bit? I've heard humans can survive on grass and spiders for 5-6 months easy.

Everyone is different I am a heavy smoker and have gotten clean in 7 days more then once. I just get the home test before I go in for a drug test to make sure I'm clean.

dr.gonzo1 said:

Haha, love these threads. Not smoked in 8months, just got wasted. Will I pass a drug test next Tuesday?

Bro, no chance. Your only hope is to head for the hills. Have you ever thought it might be nice to live in the woods for a bit? I've heard humans can survive on grass and spiders for 5-6 months easy.

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Thats not what my post was about lol. I said 14 days

BowlsBlunts&Bongs said:

Thats not what my post was about lol. I said 14 days

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Sorry man. I was only kidding. Honestly I have no idea, never been tested or researched it.

If you're serious I would prob say what perfextionist said sounded plausible. Have you tried drinking lots of milk that's been heated up and pepper added to it? Flushes you so clean you piss holy water.

dr.gonzo1 said:

Sorry man. I was only kidding. Honestly I have no idea, never been tested or researched it.

If you're serious I would prob say what perfextionist said sounded plausible. Have you tried drinking lots of milk that's been heated up and pepper added to it? Flushes you so clean you piss holy water.

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Really? ill have to try that. I was also maybe thinking fruit shakes to get a lot of antioxidants.

As mentioned, everyone will metabolize THC at different rates so it isn't clear cut. You can dilute your pee by drinking lots of water the day of the test and peeing several time prior to test. You will need to take vitamin B supplements to darken your urine as it will look watered down. You will also want to start supplementing with Creatine asap since diluting will cause low creatine levels which is an indication of dilution. When you actually pee...do not collect the first or last part of your stream...catch the shit in the middle as it will be the cleanest.

Just drink lots of water coffee and cranberry juice and you'll be fine. Don't try and flush your system right before the test, they can tell when you do.

BowlsBlunts&Bongs said:

Really? ill have to try that. I was also maybe thinking fruit shakes to get a lot of antioxidants.

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Yeah antioxidants are good but my friend swears by warm peppery milk. Supposedly it's what the guys at NASA use if they want to get chonged during training.

Ill let you know! I havnt smoked in 7 months then I smoked on the 28th and 29 th ill buy a dollar tree piss test on the 10 th just to see what's up.by the way I smoked any where from a half eight to 3 grams I rolled 2 swishers!

Just my .2, passed a drug test days after smoking when I was younger...

factors that came in to play:

-type of test
-my metabolism at 15 was probably slightly higher than it is now
-my size...i was prob 100lb soaking wet


Def too many variables to accurately predict man. Just drink a lot of water and go jogging everyday. Wish you the best of luck though!