So I just smoked a J.....and nothing

matthew said:

First off my wife doesn't want to smoke. She is FINALLY ok with the idea of me smoking but its like masturbation, she knows I do it but doesn't want to see me do it. Also the bed part is laughable. Her sex drive is about as high as my drive to clean the cat box. She does it every few weeks to make sure I don't kill people but its only about a 10 minute affair.

There are so many things fucked up with my marriage that I don't even want to get into it here.

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That sucks, sounds like American Beauty.

Jointsmith said:

That sucks, sounds like American Beauty.

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Ya but on acid.

I just talked to my buddy I got it from and he said he and the guy he got it from smoked some and it was good, got him high as fuck. So, I think I am going to give it the only college try tonight after the little lady goes to sleep. He just told me to make sure I am not letting ANY smoke get out at all.

Let smoke get out of where?

cxt said:

Let smoke get out of where?

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IDK, my nose I guess. I have tried it all, I even swallowed the smoke. Also I smoke cigars, which you don't inhale, this is the first thing I have ever inhaled. I am going to try again before weeds comes on tonight.

If you start to cough keep doing it the way your doing it.

Try asking more people for contacts, maybe try your nephews depending on how old they are. I got drunk last night and puked all over my phone and now it wont work

Well, the way he was talking, he sounded young, maybe I'm wrong?

sarah22 said:

i second that! lol except im not older...but i could get ya high

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Gotta get the job done!

Seamaiden said:

DAMN! Stoney, you are one seriously kinky bitch! RIGHT ON!

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Just remember...you can be this miserable ALL by yourself.You don't need anyone else's help.

matthew said:

First off my wife doesn't want to smoke. She is FINALLY ok with the idea of me smoking but its like masturbation, she knows I do it but doesn't want to see me do it. Also the bed part is laughable. Her sex drive is about as high as my drive to clean the cat box. She does it every few weeks to make sure I don't kill people but its only about a 10 minute affair.

There are so many things fucked up with my marriage that I don't even want to get into it here.

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I really dont remember the first time I got high lol. I do remember that maybe the first 5 times I smoked weed it was dirt and I barely felt anything at all. Then, one day I upgraded to this thing called hydro, I smoked like 2 fat blunts of that with my people and that was incredible. It was kush and really dank stuff. The first time you get really really high that will hit you, you wont have to question if your high or not its like being in another, better world or something.

After I had been smoking for a while I could smoke a whole blunt of dirt weed and barely feel anything. It all depends on the kind that your smoking. But still since you are just starting if you smoke a whole Joint of anything that is considered marijuana it should get you really high as long as you smoke it right.

if you want to get high, i would start off with joints. it may take a few times (took me 3) but once you experience it, its amazing.

matthew said:

First off my wife doesn't want to smoke. She is FINALLY ok with the idea of me smoking but its like masturbation, she knows I do it but doesn't want to see me do it. Also the bed part is laughable. Her sex drive is about as high as my drive to clean the cat box. She does it every few weeks to make sure I don't kill people but its only about a 10 minute affair.

There are so many things fucked up with my marriage that I don't even want to get into it here.

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aww im sorry i brought it up hun. maybe you should ask her if everything is ok...just tell her that you're worried about her...cuz a high sex drive=healthy. i know im starting to get another bout of depression when my sex drive drops. if she thinks thats bull i fully recommend you show her this post. lol. but seriously...just ask if everything is ok...maybe recommend that she relax with a little mary jane...and then once shes good and relaxed...and high...u can make ur move. but start with a slow massage...women love massages. but yea...im blabbering cuz im stoned...but u get the point lol but yea back to the weed...definitely try a bong...they get me higher than joints

sarah22 said:

aww im sorry i brought it up hun. maybe you should ask her if everything is ok...just tell her that you're worried about her...cuz a high sex drive=healthy. i know im starting to get another bout of depression when my sex drive drops. if she thinks thats bull i fully recommend you show her this post. lol. but seriously...just ask if everything is ok...maybe recommend that she relax with a little mary jane...and then once shes good and relaxed...and high...u can make ur move. but start with a slow massage...women love massages. but yea...im blabbering cuz im stoned...but u get the point lol but yea back to the weed...definitely try a bong...they get me higher than joints

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I do that every day. There is no way she would smoke, she caught me tonight and made me feel like. I was peeping on little kids.

matthew said:

I do that every day. There is no way she would smoke, she caught me tonight and made me feel like. I was peeping on little kids.

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shame on her.

my mom is the same way...i live at home still. and i mean she is starting to come around...slowly but surely. its just that feeling...when someone you care about is disappointed in you or angry at you for doing something so natural as smoking a plant. she always gets mad at me for "smoking drugs" lol. so i tell her that i do not smoke drugs at all! marijuana is a plant! lol. well what happens when you ask her if everything is ok? does she just tell you shes fine and brushes it off? does she know how much its hurtin u? it seems a little selfish of her to be acting that way. relationships need give and take. not just u giving all the time.

Yeah. Jeez. Give a guy a break.

Also, tell her that since she doesn't ensure your prostate is used regularly, you're FORCED to make sure it is. It's been proven that regular ejaculation leads to better prostate health.

Man I still remember my first time that was the most hillarious day at work ever. And I remember just turning my head in different directions and feeling like I was entering a different dimension each time. I love weed

Well I got a little buzz last night but again, it was the equivalent of like 3 beers, nothing to write home about. I guess I just need to use the pipe because those joints burn fast and I got a big lung full of what I think was ash and was really close to throwing up. I have found that yogurt is like the best thing in the world for a burned throat.

matthew said:

Well I got a little buzz last night but again, it was the equivalent of like 3 beers, nothing to write home about. I guess I just need to use the pipe because those joints burn fast and I got a big lung full of what I think was ash and was really close to throwing up. I have found that yogurt is like the best thing in the world for a burned throat.

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Last time you said it was like 2 beers. Your beer count is going up.

Just curious, since it seems you've introduced yourself to the pot, I'm curious as to why. I don't know anyone who burns who wasn't introduced by someone else.

i actually smoked my first time alone as well. it was out of curiosity, but eventually i started smoking with other people. i think its completely normal