SNOWpocalypse!!!!!

I was shoveling 4 ft of snow out of my driveway while being baked. Not a good time :/. Tonight the wind-chill here in Chicago is gonna be -20F.

I feel yer pain. Cold here too. Cripesake it's gotta be hovering around 65f.

Are you talking about this massive storm system?

There's one currently hitting me. Fuck it's bad.

I just had a toss up between:

shovelling at night (pretty sweet)

or

getting baked (obvious choice)

Fuck, it's snowin like a banshee.

gonna bish slap next snow thread

i'm about to dig out the heat gun and melt this shit. fuck the sheet of ice i leave in my wake and fuck the motorists who get stuck in it. fuck the fat slob plow guys who plow 5 feet from the curb and leave the entire neighborhood's road debris in front my driveway. fuck the retards who can't drive in it and get stuck and hold up everyone else who knows what they're doing. fuck my fruity plug in electric snow blower and fuck the 100 foot cord. fuck the pedestrians who walk in the street after i break my back shoveling the sidewalk, and fuck the ticket i get if i don't. fuck the 10 foot snow mounds everywhere that are too tall to throw any more snow on. fuck the deathcicles that hang from my roof. fuck anyone who's sick of listening to me bitch about it. go back to wearing 8 layers to brave your 50 degree weather or come shovel me out.

we already have 118" on the ground and its -45 wind chill eveyrday.....a few feet is all? lol

But being baked does help with the shoveling or plowing, my neighbor gets me baked first thing in the morning so I do him whenever it snows bad, and thats not talking the snow, O!!!

I feel like all of RIU is rubbing their powder in my face...

DAMN YOU!!!!!

so this is what Global warming is all about.

@StonedPony actually increase in snow actually coincides with global warming. Global warming is the gradual increase of temperature due to green house gases. Warmer air can carry more moisture and since its warmer more water is evaporated causing more precipitation(whether its snow or rain). Source: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1962294,00.html

this has nothing to do with global warming and has everything to do with the solar cycle. global warming is just a scam which hopefully wont last to much longer seeing as more and more scientists are becoming skeptical

I had to push my car out of a 1ft snow pile today. F'k the snow. I really can't stand it here. We got over 39 inches over night and I still had to work. Im going to bed!

damn, glad to be in ky

lol, shoveling high sucks, but shoveling sober is prolly way worse ... think about it