Smoking Dope And Driving
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medicineman
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Yup I always knew that, I drove more cautiously when stoned as opposed to more reckless when drunk.In fact I think you do most things more cautiously when stoned. I won't say I was a better driver, but the only times I ever got stopped I was drunk!
Alabaster Jones
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I gave it up years ago,except when there was no way out.
My wife called me to pick her up last fall at her sisters house,about a mile and half away. I'd bought an oz of the local outdoor grown earlier in the day and had just taken a couple or five big bong rips just before she called. Her sister had sprained her right foot that evening and couldn't drive her back. I didn't feel that ripped,plus it was around midnight,traffic would be light, so I figured "Why not?"
Now most of local outdoor stuff has a sneaky creeper high,something I tend to forget over the course of a year. By the time I backed out of the driveway and got halfway down the block,I knew I'd made a big mistake.
The drive,which is level all the way up,felt like I was navigating a crab boat off the coast of Alaska. By the time I got to the sisters house,I was unable to figure out how operate the electric locks in my ten year old Subaru. Hell,I was so tangled up in the seat belt I couldn't even reach over to unlock the door? It was a damned good thing she had her keys or she would have never got in.
She's laughin' her ass off at me,but does she offer to drive? Nooooooo!
I get down to a church parking lot at the end of her sister's street and pull in. I say,"You're drivin',take me to Wendy's for a large Frosty."
That's the last time I drove high.
My wife called me to pick her up last fall at her sisters house,about a mile and half away. I'd bought an oz of the local outdoor grown earlier in the day and had just taken a couple or five big bong rips just before she called. Her sister had sprained her right foot that evening and couldn't drive her back. I didn't feel that ripped,plus it was around midnight,traffic would be light, so I figured "Why not?"
Now most of local outdoor stuff has a sneaky creeper high,something I tend to forget over the course of a year. By the time I backed out of the driveway and got halfway down the block,I knew I'd made a big mistake.
The drive,which is level all the way up,felt like I was navigating a crab boat off the coast of Alaska. By the time I got to the sisters house,I was unable to figure out how operate the electric locks in my ten year old Subaru. Hell,I was so tangled up in the seat belt I couldn't even reach over to unlock the door? It was a damned good thing she had her keys or she would have never got in.
She's laughin' her ass off at me,but does she offer to drive? Nooooooo!
I get down to a church parking lot at the end of her sister's street and pull in. I say,"You're drivin',take me to Wendy's for a large Frosty."
That's the last time I drove high.
RawBudzski
Well-Known Member
Haha 4years old.. RECORD BROKE.. the THREAD OP WOULD BE PROUD.
Merciless_One
Well-Known Member
Nice!! Awesome story. Too bad the video that I linked originally doesn't seem to be up any longer
Mindmelted
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I can roll with one hand on the wheel and the other rolling a jay..
Alabaster Jones
Member
When I was a little toker,my older cousin scored what was called "Mexican Trip Weed". He rolled by in his bitchin' 68 VW van late one night so I could sneak out and smoke some with with him.
Anyway,he's too blasted to drive far so we pull off into an apartment complex parking lot overlooking town and twist one up, I'm not going to lie,the weed lived up to it's name.
We sit there for 3 hours,nearly speechless we were so high. About the only thing we can talk about is how bright the moon is? As we're coming down,it hits us it's been raining the whole time we were up there. The "Moon" was a big globe light we'd pulled up under to roll the the jay when we first got there.
That's been close to 40 years ago. We still laugh about it when we see each other.
Anyway,he's too blasted to drive far so we pull off into an apartment complex parking lot overlooking town and twist one up, I'm not going to lie,the weed lived up to it's name.
We sit there for 3 hours,nearly speechless we were so high. About the only thing we can talk about is how bright the moon is? As we're coming down,it hits us it's been raining the whole time we were up there. The "Moon" was a big globe light we'd pulled up under to roll the the jay when we first got there.
That's been close to 40 years ago. We still laugh about it when we see each other.
BeavTek
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HAHAHA. Dude I've done that soooo many times when baked.Drunk drivers blow through stop signs... Stoned drivers wait for them to turn green.
HarryCarey
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Ya smokin on long drives is an absolute must! I've gotten pretty good with the knee but latley Ive been pre rollin j's
canuckgrow
Well-Known Member
Fuck I've got you all beat...I've done hot knives while driving an 80,000 lb truck.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
no your not the only one to do this.. i do it all the time.. i am always smoking a bowl or two in the car.. i love driving stoned.. listening to some good tunes and cruising, i don't know if i can think of a better way to spend a nice summer day.. good times my friends, good times..
tricka
Active Member
i had a mate who could 'main line it' while driving......but thats a big truck mate! you got skill
EDIT: theres a bong in my centre console and the mix is in the glove box! make sure the a/c is off
secretweapon
Active Member
I've built my car to race in autox. I've driven my car twice baked. It felt as if I was in a formula 1 car. It was extremely exciting!