Sky Mall's Crash And Burn

say it's not so?..WTF else am i gonna read in-flight, marveling at all the surprising useful items, yet forgotten about order when i get home?:View attachment 3338261 View attachment 3338262 View attachment 3338263 View attachment 3338264


*sigh* we'll no longer be able to order this gem then?


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lmao crazy

I was listening to some drunk southerner talk about this in our office on Friday. Dude knows how to party, had a jar of moonshine in his toolbag. Anyway, we all thought he was off his rocker, turns out the jackass was right.
 
*sigh* we'll no longer be able to order this gem then?


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you know what?..lemme just tell you how i hate those who use their index finger only to push their luggage in front of them..while i'm lugging a 56 pounder..i will break your finger off you smug bastards if you keep on forcing the issue:finger:
 
you know what?..lemme just tell you how i hate those who use their index finger only to push their luggage in front of them..while i'm lugging a 56 pounder..i will break your finger off you smug bastards if you keep on forcing the issue:finger:
Doesn't it at least have wheels?
 
Doesn't it at least have wheels?

oh yeah!..i even attach another separate on top for my makeup, so it rides piggy-back..i like 1st because there is no charge for the bag no matter how heavy so it makes sense to have the upgrade..revel when the flight attendant closes the curtain between 1st and regular, throwing out anyone who dares to want to use our restroom. heathens.
 
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