The black one is Tommy, he is 7 or 8 months old, playful, and extremely fast. He plays fetch for as long as I will keep throwing his toy around. I couldn't decide on a name for him. So he is called Devin, Tommy, or most often, Nergal (any metal fans here?).
The "perfectly roasted marshmallow" colored cat is Link. He is old, gay, and was born in Guam (for real). An accomplished marathon lounger, he doesn't do much except eat, puke, eat more, take a shit, and find somewhere comfortable to gain the energy to do it again in a few hours. He loves men and shoes, doesn't care much for women.
They're my homies.