Should women be required to...

ayr0n said:
Lmfao. bigotry and sexism is almost as funny as vaginas.
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its actually quite useful i find, if you annoy women the right way they want to fuck you hard so they can hurt your cock
but you have to let them think it was all their idea lol
 
Yessica... said:
Present company excluded

Where, in the history of ladi-dum, does it say that you have to reach a certain age - and then be interested in THE MOST BORING SHIT EVER.

For example: The VEiw.
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Speaking of that - I have to go make a cheesecake. Oh - the irony! hahahahaha
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I think, in all honesty, women are no longer marketable or interesting after age 40. (according to our culture) Which supports the idea that women are judged solely on looks. Just a sad fact in America. That's why when the eggs dry up, we start getting interested in politics. LOL

Until you're there: (at 40) then realize you still feel vital, fun and are wiser enough now not to give a fuck. You can either lament that you missed out on the best years by caring too much what men and other dumb assed people thought, or you can make the most of what life you've got left and cease to care about what others think.

When I was younger I was always told I was an "old soul" and "intense" so I couldn't relate to my age group then, and I was always a different drummer sorta gal. and now, I STILL can't relate to my age group because my peers ARE a bunch of dried up women who have quit caring about adventure, life, sex, and are content to just be a cliche. Sorry, but I'll never be interested in:

scrapbooking
hot yoga
the View (gag)
Oprah/Ellen
heavy politics
botox parties
(or the worst of the white bread trends:) Passion parties.
Wouldn't be caught DEAD in mom jeans or capris

*Yessica, can I have a slice of that cheesecake?
 
skunkd0c said:
sorry about the weed plant comment ladies that was a bit bellow the belt
ladies tend to struggle a little more to attain the green thumb for some reason
perhaps they are not so in-tune with nature

Farmville now that's a different story
best farms i have seen are lady farms
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I was gonna saySD, WTF??? My garden rocks! I think women are more in tune with nature overall than men are. We are the gatherers after all, you all are the hunters
 
Thing with life for me is that if your not always Doing something it's just casual conversation. I'd rather go hiking or do something.

Phone calls lead to phone sex and that's good and all but if she isn't independent and used to being really upbeat and down to go on missions she ends up just putting weight on my conscience ;) sex is only good until you feel better rubbing one off to get it out of the way then doing something with hassle.

Also when the homies are there it gets into a whole other thing, it's hard to be out everyday then balance a girlfriend into the situation.
And fuck meeting the parents that's some weird ass shit. I could go the rest of my life without meeting any girls parents.
 
Hookabelly said:
I was gonna saySD, WTF??? My garden rocks! I think women are more in tune with nature overall than men are. We are the gatherers after all, you all are the hunters
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i am pleased for you, i have helped a fair few ladies over the years with their lady gardens
so i am aware that some do struggle
the guys that i have helped seem to pick things up faster and have more confidence or faith in their plants
of course there are exceptions

i would welcome more lady growers here at riu we do not have enough
although i think we have lots of lady lurkers that might be a little shy about showing their gardens
 
Hookabelly said:
I think, in all honesty, women are no longer marketable or interesting after age 40. (according to our culture) Which supports the idea that women are judged solely on looks. Just a sad fact in America.
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True and sad, but one of the best comments on this thread. Hail, hail, hooka!
 
As long as we don't have another gigantic post with scientific blather about smells, diseases, colors and other gross ass super personal bullshit between some chick's thighs go ahead and post all you want. I plan on banging the shit outta my old lady when she gets home in a few hours, and that will include tongue punching her ass and eating three full meals out of her somewhat bearded clam. Please don't ruin it for me.
 
bu$hleaguer said:
As long as we don't have another gigantic post with scientific blather about smells, diseases, colors and other gross ass super personal bullshit between some chick's thighs go ahead and post all you want. I plan on banging the shit outta my old lady when she gets home in a few hours, and that will include tongue punching her ass and eating three full meals out of her somewhat bearded clam. Please don't ruin it for me.
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Oh fuck - you just said the magic words. "Don't do that". hahahaha

It's like a challenge. I'm just going to have to sit on my hands after this...

(cue someone saying something about masterbating)
 
bu$hleaguer said:
As long as we don't have another gigantic post with scientific blather about smells, diseases, colors and other gross ass super personal bullshit between some chick's thighs go ahead and post all you want. I plan on banging the shit outta my old lady when she gets home in a few hours, and that will include tongue punching her ass and eating three full meals out of her somewhat bearded clam. Please don't ruin it for me.
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Why would anybody ranting about unshaved armpits, legs or chin hairs ruin it for you? You were the one ranting about giant beef curtains, and the carnage of a train wrecked vag. Looks like you already have plenty of those images in your brain at the ready.

You sound like you are young...
 
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