Should I sniff/snort a 50mg pill of tramadol that was prescribed for My dog?

Nevaeh420 said:

would you allow Me to touch YOUR anus for research purposes only? No homo.

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Sure George, you and your love of researching.

What are you like.

Nevaeh420 said:

No, no one is allowed to touch My virgin anus except Me.

I normally don't touch My virgin anus unless I am taking a shower or wiping My butt.

Hypothetically speaking, would you allow Me to touch YOUR anus for research purposes only? No homo.

~PEACE~

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Are you hitting on me?

dr.gonzo1 said:

Sure George,
What are you like.

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What do you mean, "What are you like"?

I am like most human beings in most ways: but the biggest difference is that I have a really cool story, in My opinion.

I need to eat, drink, poop, pee, breath, sleep, etc., like everyone else on this planet.

I am like a wonderful person that wants to help the whole world. I would love to end poverty, and feed every child and adult. I am like a person that wants everyone to succeed in life, and I want everyone to get along.

I am like a person that wants to end all wars, and establish a never ending peace. I would like for all nations to get along, and help the poorer countries.

I am like a person that wants people to have the best of everything.

~PEACE~

mr sunshine said:

Are you hitting on me?

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What difference would it make?



~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 said:

What do you mean, "What are you like"?

I am like most human beings in most ways: but the biggest difference is that I have a really cool story, in My opinion.

I need to eat, drink, poop, pee, breath, sleep, etc., like everyone else on this planet.

I am like a wonderful person that wants to help the whole world. I would love to end poverty, and feed every child and adult. I am like a person that wants everyone to succeed in life, and I want everyone to get along.

I am like a person that wants to end all wars, and establish a never ending peace. I would like for all nations to get along, and help the poorer countries.

I am like a person that wants people to have the best of everything.

~PEACE~

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No George, you are like a mentally ill fantasist that has been sectioned due to posts made here. Remember?

dr.gonzo1 said:

No George, you are like a mentally ill fantasist that has been sectioned due to posts made here. Remember?

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I rebuke that, and I do not concur.

I have never "been sectioned due to posts made here".

What are you talking about? and where did you deduct that logic?

I am splendid, thank you.

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 said:

I normally don't touch My virgin anus unless I am taking a shower or wiping My butt.

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What about when it itches? You know, because Pinworm and all

Nevaeh420 said:

No, no one is allowed to touch My virgin anus except Me.

I normally don't touch My virgin anus unless I am taking a shower or wiping My butt.

Hypothetically speaking, would you allow Me to touch YOUR anus for research purposes only? No homo.

~PEACE~

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you never had a piece of poo that was stuck between your sphincter and freedom and just needed a finger, or two, to help it out?

Nevaeh420 said:

What difference would it make?



~PEACE~

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Wtf are you talking about u creepy bastard?

Nevaeh420 said:

I have a virgin anus, and I plan on keeping it that way.

My anus is an exit only.

~PEACE~

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Until you reach the age of 55; then its colonoscopy time! And yowza your is virginity taken, the term horse dick pales to that which is inserted

Singlemalt said:

Until you reach the age of 55; then its colonoscopy time! And yowza your is virginity taken, the term horse dick pales to that which is inserted

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i thought they just used a finger? or is that just for the prostate exam?

Singlemalt said:

Until you reach the age of 55; then its colonoscopy time! And yowza your is virginity taken, the term horse dick pales to that which is inserted

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Yea, I had one done and there was a poster of Al Pacino in a biker outfit and it said "Fisting is for sissies" hanging up in the recovery room.

I feel sorry for your dog that he ended up with you for an owner.

racerboy71 said:

i thought they just used a finger? or is that just for the prostate exam?

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Prostate. Colonoscopy, they thread a camera, clipper and cauterizer unit up your ass for 4 ft or more

Singlemalt said:

Prostate. Colonoscopy, they thread a camera, clipper and cauterizer unit up your ass for 4 ft or more

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Is that for gerbil removal?

Be aware that dogs also get Fentanyl , snort just a microgram too much fentanyl & your a gonner .

The Fentanyl is why so many doggie doctor offices & vet supply's get broke in to .

Dyna Ryda said:

Is that for gerbil removal?

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I suppose it would work for that; chase the lil fucker with the cauterizer sparking and grab with the cutter

Oh & on the tramadol, its about equal to the tylenol #2 sold over the counter in canada , sprinkle them weak bastards over a cupcakes frosting & you might get a vicoden buzz .

The danger will robinson side effect post gave me a good laugh though .

Nevaeh420 said:

I rebuke that, and I do not concur.

I have never "been sectioned due to posts made here".

What are you talking about? and where did you deduct that logic?

I am splendid, thank you.

~PEACE~

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Do you not remember this post george?

"...the second mental hospital I went to, I didnt sign in so they took Me to court and had printed out what I was saying on RIU, in court. I was commited for about a month that time..."

Singlemalt said:

I suppose it would work for that; chase the lil fucker with the cauterizer sparking and grab with the cutter

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The baskets look just like lassos almost as if they were made to grab wildlife by the ankle, funny we never thought of that at the time. Although we did have to basket a few interesting things (County ER in the middle of the night), none of them were 'alive', yeech.