Ship That Kief

greenthumb213 said:

carve put the middle of a candle put ur stash in there melt what u carved out then put it back.

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That's what I was gonna say. Maybe make the candle out of Borated Paraffin wax so it absorbs x-rays and appears solid, should you be unlucky enough to get x-rayed.

SeanIzen said:

THat is WAYYYYYYYY too much paperwork man! Just seal it up flatten in out like their some baseball cards.. If you want to send a lot use one of those orange envelopes made so you don't fold the paper...

You guys are making sound like some fuckin black market meth trade !!

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You could do like a lb of keif that way though


Doing it in cards would take a lot of material to move a lot of... material

fuck coffee use activated carbon. if it is good enough hide your grow it should be good enough to hide the shipment.

ya but you can grow in the privacy of your own.... its not the same as shipping more risks are involved

The Sea of Envelopes is a good theory,
and i think candles, coffee and peanut butter are a bit over done and looked at suspicious
Refering to what Radiate said about the Borated Paraffin wax absorbing, i belive tin will also, http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_protect_yourself_from_x_rays
oh boy, doesnt everybody enjoy getting those home grown cookies, in those colorful holiday tins from granma??

you could make one of this fit in very well in some sorta gift or supplies
http://www.tbotech.com/diversionsafes.htm

even if everything i mentioned looked very suspicious u think they would check every single candle or pb jar? its not like ur the only sending a candle i dont think they have the time nor patience to go through every single package

You could bore a compartment in a tall candle, and then put a baggie of keif in there, and then melt more wax and fill the hole up... Once it reaches location the candle dismantled however and the cargo can be secured

The baggie would have to be somewhat heat resistant though




How did I never think of that?

I wanted to bring back hash from europe in a bored out candle....I couldn't pull it together. I'm not positive but if you are using the national postal service I don't think they can xray a package without a warrant, because xray's are an extension of the search process, since we don't need to get into the metaphysics of xray radiation, they may need to breach your right to refuse unreasonable search and seizure without one.

Peace

no one mentioned pot brownies. how the hell could they x ray a tray of brownies that contain a few ozs of hash?

im not from america but i know someone whos brother does it with shrooms. grinds them into a powder, makes them into brownies, then posts them to my friend, who then sells each brownie, piece of cake, litterally!

as for them going off, vaccum pack them if its gonna be more than a week trip.


but to further the wine making comment, you can buy those dark wine bottles, and you can also buy those home sealer plastic seals that you heat up with a hair dryer. if its you whos also growing, and making the hash, if you did the gumby method to the point of syphoning off the water, you could ship lbs and lbs by putting them in brown bottles, sealing them, corking them and putting a label on them.

I have shipped all manner of items to folks and ive never had any problems. I smooshed crumbled weed into the middle of a birthday card, stuffed it in an envelope, then between two book and put the couch leg on top of it before i shipped it usps.

I once shipped 5oz of mushies across 7 states tucked into a teddy bear in a gift box.

ive shipped 800 xanax in a wrapped aliminum foil, in an envelope.

theory is, its a big sea. Theres so much out there floating around, you can only scan so many, and they are more worried about the bigger, heavier boxes. Just use fake names. If the feds show up, its sent to dinkleberry futz and you were going to return it along with all his other crap he has been getting, at your earliest convenience. If they take the package, it wasnt yours. boom.

so yea id love to try your kief. set up an ebay or something =) id surely buy some ginseng ginko herbal "blend" haha

I think this method is genious. Hot water would remove all keif residue, yes? If you had a legit storefront I would support your theory with my filthy lucre. Just

qptyqpty said:

I have shipped all manner of items to folks and ive never had any problems. I smooshed crumbled weed into the middle of a birthday card, stuffed it in an envelope, then between two book and put the couch leg on top of it before i shipped it usps.

I once shipped 5oz of mushies across 7 states tucked into a teddy bear in a gift box.

ive shipped 800 xanax in a wrapped aliminum foil, in an envelope.

theory is, its a big sea. Theres so much out there floating around, you can only scan so many, and they are more worried about the bigger, heavier boxes. Just use fake names. If the feds show up, its sent to dinkleberry futz and you were going to return it along with all his other crap he has been getting, at your earliest convenience. If they take the package, it wasnt yours. boom.

so yea id love to try your kief. set up an ebay or something =) id surely buy some ginseng ginko herbal "blend" haha

I think this method is genious. Hot water would remove all keif residue, yes? If you had a legit storefront I would support your theory with my filthy lucre. Just

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Fuck man.... 800??


Id have split it into a few packages just in case one got popped/lost

carbon paper, vaccum sealer, next day air. lbs wont fit in envolopes they cant track a package moving from coast to coast in a day

lol dude your talking about keif, mfers will look right at it and not have a clue what it is. As long as your package is not damaged in the shipping by ups they will not need to handle it any longer than any other package. It gets scanned and thrown on the belt to be sorted. They randomly check the planes at the airports with the dogs but not all flights hardly its random. Once you get to the hubs there will be no dogs that only happens at the air port when the flights come in as UPS has thier own planes. You could just heat seal a large plastic bag that ingredients come in and replace such as box of cake mix (yellow or spice cake mix) just put the shit in the box with no sneaky shit and ship with the love mom note as suggested. "You have been complaining that you have not been able to find your favorite flavor at your local store so here you go honey"

I just got some seeds from BC in a dam envelope with no stealth at all. That easily could have been a gram of coke or two wth no checks. Fat lumpy envelope and goes right through. Mfers are worried about anthrax lol they probably dont want to open shit just get them through now a days

here in the u.k ive sent and recieved all sorts in the post, loads of orders of 100-500 benzo's from the net only ever had 1 seized by customs then the company sent me a replacement order which got threw!

ive sent e's,speed and stinky stinky weed many times in my youth when i took them kinda drugs n nufing was ever seized.

and ive recieved quite a few stun-guns frew the post once again in my stupid younger days.

Fuck i was stupid, but point is nothing apart from 1 benzo shipment ever got seized.

ok first do not send in parishables because they are not allowed and if they do have a way to find out, that it is parishable they will seize it if it is a chemical it is illegal, as far As I know media mail is x-rayed as far as everything else I don't know but what i do know is If you want to ship somthing use ups or fedex and they have it delivered to a courier and have them deliver it to destinations it only will cost like 50 bucks

USPS does not allow perishables within the borders? I Have never heard that, I believe the OP is talking about shipping from west coast to east coast in the same country. There was no fed ex and ups not long ago and I am pretty sure shit got shipped through usps as there was no alternative

A buddy of mine i go to school with has been getting pounds like this for a while.. his comes in a box with packing peanuts, the bud is vacuum sealed and then that is sealed inside a black plastic bag so that it's not see through.. His buddy from back home just sends it overnight the day before he needs it.. I actually was just talking to another friend of mine that works for UPS as well and he said overnighting is the way to go because it usually gets sent right out since it has to be there the next morning bright and early, it's expensive but hey, what's 100 bucks extra for getting 3 pounds overnighted to you?... He said all you really have to worry about is the box breaking open, he said corners can sometime get busted open but thats about it. People do get caught doing this but the two times i have seen people get caught it was because one guy sent 12 pounds through fed ex.. he didnt do it overnight and there was nothing in the box other than bagged pounds.. long story short, the corner on one of his boxes got busted out due to handling processes and the weed was literally sticking out of the corner. the kid working at fed ex tried to sneak 2 lbs out of the package before ratting the guy out and when the police came they checked the weight on the package and that kid got busted for sneaking 2 lbs out to his car ( btw, what a moron- take the whole package and just quit haha and nobody would have ever known cause the person expecting the package wont call and complain, he'll bolt out of town when it doesn't show).. the other time.. the police had made controlled buys of a guy in town and they basically investigated him enough to figure out he was getting regular deliveries and that's how he was getting it.. they dressed up a cop in a ups outfit and did a sting on him as soon as he accepted the package... so in the experience and knowledge i do have on the subject.. if your are going to send something... 1. Pack it well and conceal it to hide all smell (vacuum seal) and pack inside another box or sealed bag 2. send it next day morning delivery so it's there at like 9 am and don't require a signiture

Get a standard manila envelope, get sundays classifieds. address it to the wrong name and put your flattened bags of hash in with the classifieds.

Write on the back of the envelope "here is the classifieds you asked for, good luck with your move"

I used to mail an ounce a week to my uncle and he got every single one. Thats how I did it.

I like the kief idea, and Im not too sure on how the shipping companies deal with their mail for legality, if they xray, have dogs etc, but anyways if their were any dogs involved would the water hide the smell from them?

get this guy to do it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjz9IgTUKUQ&feature=related

Skunk Monk said:

I like the kief idea, and Im not too sure on how the shipping companies deal with their mail for legality, if they xray, have dogs etc, but anyways if their were any dogs involved would the water hide the smell from them?

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yes it would, a toilet is a perfect example. The reason you dont smell the sewer is because the water acts like a smell block. The bowl of the toilet drains in to a S pipe ( S on its side) the water sits in your bowl because their isnt enough pressure to send it though that S pipe so when you flush the bowl fills and a siphon effect happens once the gravitional pressure is grate enough.