Ship That Kief

Well trying to fill this tiny void of supply and demand between the west coast and the east, and have already figured buds arent out of the question but products like kief or hash would be say "more practical". so ive been busting my balls trying to think of different ideas to get X from point WC to point EC. Now i have in mind too that mail isnt the best or brightest idea nor is it the worst, but what about this one. since THC isnt water-soluble, in theory you could take kief or hash, put it directly into the water, disguise the bottle(s) as herbal vinegar, marinade, tea, etc...water holds in smell. disguise keeps suspicion on a low. Open the bottles strain and air dry. Maybe find a buddy that works in a restaurant somewhere?? But this is just a theory, do any roll it up members have any input or ingenius ideas on this matter of business????

sounds logical. would be worth looking into

hmmm 18 posts and talking about illegal activities......I smell DEA

Very few posters talk about actual method for obvious reasons. If you're legit do you really want to tell someone else (that you don't know) how you are doing this?
Unintelligent on a very basic level.

well even if you have a bright idea and you put it up here i doubt they'll go through the trouble and tell every god damn post office to check this, or make another regulation. i mean we smoke weed so we must be idiots... id say if anyone has any good ideas they should email you

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Very few posters talk about actual method for obvious reasons. If you're legit do you really want to tell someone else (that you don't know) how you are doing this?
Unintelligent on a very basic level.

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Really it's ONE person who MIGHT do this

I mean theres so many different routes to go, different shipping companies, mediums etc.

If they were looking for the OP's method they would basically narrow it down to "Anything going west coast to east coast that has any type of liquid" correct?

Thats soooo many packages

I dont get why the DEA would come asking about it unless someone was about to say, "Well when I ship three tonnes of cured cannabis to washington DC like I do weekly, I do this this and this from this airport to this airport in these packages marked this" and obviously no one would say anything like that

HAHA, i read this yesterday and did not get a chance to reply, but im glad i didnt. Thank you heyguy901 and Sr. Verde i couldnt have said it better myself, seriously. and yes Growing4myhead i have very few posts, but thats because i use roll it up more as an index than a forum. Ive notice alot of new posters get shot down or put down, for good reasons or not, but most the time it is some cocky know-it-all that im sure wouldnt be so cocky if they had to give their opinion in person. and seriously Growin4myhead im sure the DEA sniffs around once in awhile but probably would have a better disguise than me and they would probably be lookin for a "somebody", so you got nothing to worry about Growing4yourhead. And yes GreatwhiteNorth, your right, on a very basic level, but ill take that advice.

How about this one, get some lab equipment and some biohazard stickers, crap in few jars and mail em to some "labratory" as stool samples....you might have to find a pretty gritty person tho to except that package...


So anybody else out there got some originals they wanna theorize about? post em, e-mail em. or is that too shady or DEA like????

Also anybody got any kind of experience in the post office, shipping industry? i can see this being a little shady, but just wanna ask questions about package handling and x-rays and what not. if you dont like this question dont answer or reply to it, that easy.

swim once got 1.lb of hash in the mail from cali and it came in a box of organic wheat thins

swim one would never do it again but swim said it was an awsome summer because of it

Good luck making brown work for you..........har har har

If you put some hasj in water, you'll find the answer to your question. It'll turn into one soggy turd. Although THC isn't water-soluble all the rest is.

haha yeah im gunna keep brown as the last option, but ill keep em in mind.

highaltitude, what do you mean everything else is water-soluble, like other psychoactives? and yeah i kinda get it if you put hash into water it will turn to soggy mess, but how does that hash start? Kinda like taking a baby and shovin it back up the womb, going cross-country and rebirthing that sucker.

me no likey the sketchy new guy!

NE{growing}PA said:

haha yeah im gunna keep brown as the last option, but ill keep em in mind.

highaltitude, what do you mean everything else is water-soluble, like other psychoactives? and yeah i kinda get it if you put hash into water it will turn to soggy mess, but how does that hash start? Kinda like taking a baby and shovin it back up the womb, going cross-country and rebirthing that sucker.

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I say you go for it.. and if it fails,, well try again.....

If you get locked up,, try again after you get out of the bird cage...

Just keep trying till you get it right....
Then you can post a report on your success story

Whoa worm5376, never thought i could do that, but your onto something.

Plantz, do we gotta get down to time and day now, cause you and me got the same join date buddy

oh yeah worm check this out
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/treasure/index.html

but ill say it myself, i dont totally belive those bastards

I remember reading an article about someone who actually did this. The only reason i was reading about it, is because the dude got busted. If you are going to send it in the mail, just send it. This "guy i know" has never had a problem sending it straight up, for cross country trips. Seal it tight in an air tight container, and wash the outside of the container. For really small amounts, flatten it, bag it, and stuff it into a birthday card. Fake return address, fake recipient name. Under the radar.

Might i point out, as is said in my signature, this is all theory. I have never, and would never, do anything illegal.

I was just thinking, for theory like the poster above:


If you could get the package to a college town, you could load up the box with cereal, snacks, fig newtons, etc. Put a note on top that says, "Love, Mom" and you could put like a 2 liter sprite bottle in there with water/keif

Once it gets to location let the sprite bottle remain undisturbed for a few hours, then drain most of the water by cyphon (much like the gumby hash method, look it up) and cut the rest of the bottle off, pour out the keif/small amount of water and then let it dry


It would make sense for a parent to pay shipping for a 2 liter bottle (along with other things, I'm talking of the weight of the liquid) of sprite for their son so If it did get xrayed or opened up for a quick check they would see the letter and all the food and just think, "oh, just some mom blowing a lot of money on shipping so her son has a suprise" - - - It happens, a lot

i have known people who used to ship through the mail all the time. vacuum seal that shit and get it through quick...

gezzy da snowman said:

swim once got 1.lb of hash in the mail from cali and it came in a box of organic wheat thins

swim one would never do it again but swim said it was an awsome summer because of it

Good luck making brown work for you..........har har har

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I actually sent my cousin in AZ, im in WA an 8th that I just put some tin foil around the bag... idk wtf for and then sent it to him... made it and everything till his mom opened the letter HAHAH...

I would say do it through USPS... I know its government but send everything in envelopes and you basically are floating in an ocean of envelopes... they wont find it..

Sr. Verde said:

I was just thinking, for theory like the poster above:


If you could get the package to a college town, you could load up the box with cereal, snacks, fig newtons, etc. Put a note on top that says, "Love, Mom" and you could put like a 2 liter sprite bottle in there with water/keif

Once it gets to location let the sprite bottle remain undisturbed for a few hours, then drain most of the water by cyphon (much like the gumby hash method, look it up) and cut the rest of the bottle off, pour out the keif/small amount of water and then let it dry


It would make sense for a parent to pay shipping for a 2 liter bottle (along with other things, I'm talking of the weight of the liquid) of sprite for their son so If it did get xrayed or opened up for a quick check they would see the letter and all the food and just think, "oh, just some mom blowing a lot of money on shipping so her son has a suprise" - - - It happens, a lot

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THat is WAYYYYYYYY too much paperwork man! Just seal it up flatten in out like their some baseball cards.. If you want to send a lot use one of those orange envelopes made so you don't fold the paper...

You guys are making sound like some fuckin black market meth trade !!

Excellent theories...alsmost to good lol.....Impressive thinking Sr. Verde

and wow you do learn something new everyday, that gumby hash method is crude but effective. wonder how long that "matter" could stay in the water for. im sure it will start to decompose is some form or way.Maybe water without any oxygen it it?? that will call for a imaginary experiment some day here.

Get it thru quick, totally agreed.

Ive made my own wines before and did have a bottle corker laying around, you can make bottles look seriously professional with some labels and creative thinking.

possibilities are endless, if your liquid wont spoil.

carve put the middle of a candle put ur stash in there melt what u carved out then put it back. buy a big thing of peanut butter take it all out put ur stash in there melt the pb then put it back. get a thing of coffee dump it out put ur stash in there then put the coffee back. i dont think they xray pacakes but then again im not sure. i know they weight it but now u can choose a shipping method that doesnt weigh what u put in the box. i saw it on a commercial for the post office