Shake that ass!

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Does the big-butt attraction usually go with the comically-oversized booby love?

Seriously, it's not just my irrational fear of night-time suffocation. I just don't find it even remotely attractive. I guess I think about the future too much.

Not that I am dissing anybody - I just like some treble.

and cowbell.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Unclebaldrick said:
Does the big-butt attraction usually go with the comically-oversized booby love?

Seriously, it's not just my irrational fear of night-time suffocation. I just don't find it even remotely attractive. I guess I think about the future too much.

Not that I am dissing anybody - I just like some treble.

and cowbell.
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I don't know.

I like fit girls. Fit guys too. Just my thing.

But, If Iggy called me up for a date, and she happened to have a bit of cottage cheese ass, I don't think I'd kick her out of bed - so to speak.

I like flaws too.

ChingOwn said:
this one is easier to make it through

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LIKE your new FACE!!!
 
vro

vro

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every celebrity is good looking. are iggys hips even real? i know nikki minaj has fake everything but ive never seen anyone with hips that wide compared to the rest of their body. these celebrities are probably fake the illuminati cloned them or some shit
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Lol oh she was definitely some mystical being.
She could give them slutty eyes and i melt..
Oh the terrible things i did to her. Destroyed that pour soul..
But hey my dick was the last inside of her so im happy.. still territorial over that one
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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qwizoking said:
Lol oh she was definitely some mystical being.
She could give them slutty eyes and i melt..
Oh the terrible things i did to her. Destroyed that pour soul..
But hey my dick was the last inside of her so im happy.. still territorial over that one
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Pictures?

You can blur out her face. Just saying.

Oooooh - or PM me. I would never share a PM picture. No matter what!
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Hmmm Im not sure i own pictures of her anymore.
Ill try and find an old cell phone later.
Got one with her arms up showing off that perfect frame and perky tits
Mmmm perfectly pink nips.. cause yea it matters..ugh that reminds me i fucked this chick not too long ago and she took her bra off, shit got scary. Big bumply and dark nipples. Ugh went from hot to something else entirely

I should atleast have some wedding photos somewhere
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Awww i forgot i cant post pictures.
At some point i will throw up a couple pictures of this fine chick i need an opinion on, i say shes fine as fuck. My friend (female) says she gorgeous but eyebrows make her unfuckable, ill leave you with that bit of suspense. I guess i could use that stupid laptop for once
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Hookabelly said:
@lahadaextranjera I took an African dance class for a year and he sort of covered this: It's a rhythm thing. (Yes, helps if you have some meat on your butt) but it's like a vibrational shimmy that we do in bellydance. You sort of have to "get it going" then it's easier to sustain it.

Wow though those girls SLAMMING to the ground doing splits OWWWW
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Made me think of the "requirements" to do pastie-tassel twirling in burlesque.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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That was stupid, Em musta been high again. This one is much better. Keep in mind Lopez is 45 here! She looks better now than in her 20s. You're welcome...

P.S. Sorry @Unclebaldrick, Although J-lo is the star, Iggy don't look so bad here oiled up and grinding on her...

 
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qwizoking

qwizoking

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Eos is like mainliner or fin or something worse..trolling music videos everywhere

And if you didnt know iggy and nicki are two peas of the same clone pod. I was told the 2 most racially charged groups were chosen and bets were placed.
 
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