Pookiedough
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My clitoris hurts from reading this thread,so does my head some very strange knowledge in here for sure I thought parts of the kama sutra were odd but it has nothing on the stuff going on in here.
Sexual Discoveries
- Thread starter Garden Knowm
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DWR
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I used to hang a towel from my junk as a young lad.. not for any other reason.. other than I could. and I thought it was funny...
I can have as many orgasms as I want.... as long as I don; t let the white stuff fly....
I define orgasm as ... involuntary palpations ....
The more orgasms I have.... the greater the ejaculation...
iloveyou
Imagin myself standing there like an idiot with a towel over my dick..... now what ????
lol... crazy man.....
Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
Imagin myself standing there like an idiot with a towel over my dick..... now what ????
lol... crazy man.....
well,
you could
-comb your hair (actually more silly than hanging a towel on your wanker),
-brush your teeth,
-watch TV,
-make a sandwhich
-tell you mom to "stop staring"
There is a whole bunch of shit you can do with a towel hanging from your rod
lol
iloveyou
Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
please post your art worki'd like to tape a paint brush to mine and do watercolors.
please post your art work
if i found a skinny enough brush i could slide it right in there. taken the tape off could be painful.
mjetta
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if i found a skinny enough brush i could slide it right in there. taken the tape off could be painful.
AnitaNuggs
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post art work!!!! lmaoi'd like to tape a paint brush to mine and do watercolors.
mjetta
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That could almost be a form of tortureyou know, ........ i just might be on to something here.
A buddy had to get tested for STD's and had a Qtip jamed up his hot dog
said he almost passed out
Stoney McFried
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I heard when you got the clap in old days, they'd slam it in a window so the infection would shoot out.
Stoney McFried
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I think that's the most unhappy expression I've ever seen on a woman.
hmm well im lazy so i like to pull her to the edge of the bed while im standin on the floor at the edge of the bed and lift her legs up and pummel away,
i gotta try the towel method
i also like to let her lay on her side push one knee up to her chest and let the other leg be staight between my legs then stick it in side ways, it hurts her though when i do that for some reason so I dont get to do it much, but its great cuz your nuts slide back and forth on her straightned out leg while you hittiin it sidways
Kinda like this but with him strattling her lower leg
mjetta
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I hopoe your joking, like clapiing it out right lol
Stoney McFried
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I think I know you.
Stoney McFried
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no, I'm not joking....really have heard of such things..I heard they also had a rubber mallet they used to use.
mjetta
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I guess that would take care of ANY sexually related problem lol
Stoney McFried
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Yes...it probably would, lol
zeke907
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Sounds like you need some dong fu training buddy. lol
zeke907
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This shit is hella funny! lol.
zeke907
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Let them have it girl! I am interested in a woman's perspective on the subject. I'm sure I'm not alone on this. lol.LOL... what's funnier is that I think theres almost more men posts in the "ladies only" forum than ladies.. all in there lookin for poon..as if we wanted a ladies only forum to compare boob shots..
LOL
Damn I was going to give some tips in here too...Sounds like a few of you need some pointers.. lol