Sex ( that got all ya interested)

Babblez

Babblez

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Easy , had major f..ck up last run. They all decided to go all sexually mental. Na na not the local yoots my plants. Found 2 defo males balls and all but wasn’t until later on and noticed a lot of seeds then I clocked nanners at least I know that one now and how small they are. . Now I had no idea how small they can be ( although I should have realised cus my very own male organs could be confused with a button mushroom or tiny bannana LOL I have to laugh else I’d feel very very sad lol ). Wot I’d like to know how can I tell early on ? Some calyx’s are lookin bit iffy but no other real signs. Wot is the best way to tell if I’ve pissed one of that much and it’s gonna go all sexual weird on me. PLEASE PLEASE leave my terrible literacy allow and help a man out. If ya don’t my misses gonna be pissed wen I start wearing dresses and high heels , especially cus I’m nearly 6 foot. LOL. Seriously jokes aside. Jus help sexxing ( not the misses leave us out the PLANTS PLEASE ) thankyou hope to hear from anyone soon. Punctuation and grammar piss takes I’m immune to. Thanks please try help make clearer. If any does I’ll brush up on punctuation and use proper ENGLAND LOL. That’s a promise !
 
Creature1969

Creature1969

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There are a plethora of pictures on the internet that show exactly what you want to know. Many, many books on the subject as well.
Being you posted this in the DIY section, maybe you can DIY a web search? DuckDuckGo works nicely for that.
 
Doug Dawson

Doug Dawson

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Babblez said:
Easy , had major f..ck up last run. They all decided to go all sexually mental. Na na not the local yoots my plants. Found 2 defo males balls and all but wasn’t until later on and noticed a lot of seeds then I clocked nanners at least I know that one now and how small they are. . Now I had no idea how small they can be ( although I should have realised cus my very own male organs could be confused with a button mushroom or tiny bannana LOL I have to laugh else I’d feel very very sad lol ). Wot I’d like to know how can I tell early on ? Some calyx’s are lookin bit iffy but no other real signs. Wot is the best way to tell if I’ve pissed one of that much and it’s gonna go all sexual weird on me. PLEASE PLEASE leave my terrible literacy allow and help a man out. If ya don’t my misses gonna be pissed wen I start wearing dresses and high heels , especially cus I’m nearly 6 foot. LOL. Seriously jokes aside. Jus help sexxing ( not the misses leave us out the PLANTS PLEASE ) thankyou hope to hear from anyone soon. Punctuation and grammar piss takes I’m immune to. Thanks please try help make clearer. If any does I’ll brush up on punctuation and use proper ENGLAND LOL. That’s a promise !
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The only way to tell early is to send a clipping of the plant to a lab. Other than that all you can do is wait. Males are easy to spot. Hermie's can be much more difficult as the nanners can hide well.
 
Babblez

Babblez

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Doug Dawson said:
The only way to tell early is to send a clipping of the plant to a lab. Other than that all you can do is wait. Males are easy to spot. Hermie's can be much more difficult as the nanners can hide well.
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Cheers for info
Doug Dawson said:
The only way to tell early is to send a clipping of the plant to a lab. Other than that all you can do is wait. Males are easy to spot. Hermie's can be much more difficult as the nanners can hide well.
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thanks for your help bro . But I’m in uk don’t tink I’ll be able to do that LOL.
 
Babblez

Babblez

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Doug Dawson said:
The only way to tell early is to send a clipping of the plant to a lab. Other than that all you can do is wait. Males are easy to spot. Hermie's can be much more difficult as the nanners can hide well.
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Oh left one minor detail out they all clones ! I’m 4 weeks into flowering all lookin good. So common sense says I’m not got no males. So I’d like to know best way to tell if any hermie? Please. With nanners I’m guessing jus got to keep close eye on all 70 ! Quite a task but Like Vidal sassoon there worth it. I know there endless info on line but can end up jus being confusing. If anyone can help be appreciated. If not I’ll have loads of free seeds in 4 to 5 weeks. Please gis a pointer. I’ve got day and night temps all good this time. Jus para it could happen again. Thanks. B
 
Doug Dawson

Doug Dawson

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Babblez said:
Oh left one minor detail out they all clones ! I’m 4 weeks into flowering all lookin good. So common sense says I’m not got no males. So I’d like to know best way to tell if any hermie? Please. With nanners I’m guessing jus got to keep close eye on all 70 ! Quite a task but Like Vidal sassoon there worth it. I know there endless info on line but can end up jus being confusing. If anyone can help be appreciated. If not I’ll have loads of free seeds in 4 to 5 weeks. Please gis a pointer. I’ve got day and night temps all good this time. Jus para it could happen again. Thanks. B
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Nothing to do but check them carefully every day bud.
 
jondamon

jondamon

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Babblez said:
Oh left one minor detail out they all clones ! I’m 4 weeks into flowering all lookin good. So common sense says I’m not got no males. So I’d like to know best way to tell if any hermie? Please. With nanners I’m guessing jus got to keep close eye on all 70 ! Quite a task but Like Vidal sassoon there worth it. I know there endless info on line but can end up jus being confusing. If anyone can help be appreciated. If not I’ll have loads of free seeds in 4 to 5 weeks. Please gis a pointer. I’ve got day and night temps all good this time. Jus para it could happen again. Thanks. B
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If they are clones and you found bananas last time then you could possibly have strain that does banana in flower.

Some strains can be more prone than others.

if you’re running the exact same clones again and you can rule out any stress as a factor (keeping them healthy and growing well in an environment thats As near to perfect as can be) then there can only be one solution at the end if you continue to get bananas from that strain.

it’s the strain.

if you can 100% rule out any mitigating factors that can contribute to bananas forming the obvious answer is then staring you in the face.
 
Babblez

Babblez

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jondamon said:
If they are clones and you found bananas last time then you could possibly have strain that does banana in flower.

Some strains can be more prone than others.

if you’re running the exact same clones again and you can rule out any stress as a factor (keeping them healthy and growing well in an environment thats As near to perfect as can be) then there can only be one solution at the end if you continue to get bananas from that strain.

it’s the strain.

if you can 100% rule out any mitigating factors that can contribute to bananas forming the obvious answer is then staring you in the face.
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Thanks for reply. I’m bit zengoed at the mo but I reckon I got ya. ITS THE STRAIN. I’m just a jester. Help appreciated. I’m relatively knew to this and didn’t realise some strains are prone to it. So it was helpful I’ll do my homework on super lemon haze and Bruce banner. I’ll punch me self in the head if they prone to it and be even more wounded if they not. Cheers pal.
 
Babblez

Babblez

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PadawanWarrior said:
Sex is hard to tell anymore. No pun intended.
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EXCUSE ME ! Are you having a pop at my sexuality! I’m highly offended. Na dun mind cus I’m one of them greedy fuckers they call bi. I’d call em queer fuckers. So you SEE. Water off a ducks back. Gis me jokes on here. Cheers pal
 
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