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splitphilly

splitphilly

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Not really, but I totally get where you're coming from. You can't be associating with girls who are always washed. Simple, but possibly not as fruitful.

I'm just going to tell a story real quick here.

On Saturday I was hanging with some friends, and I ended up sharing the female friends bed with her and my male best friend. She was in the middle, and we all relaxed on the high tech bed of hers. It was all whatever/whatever, but my homie has been telling me that he thinks this chick digs me, and that night I sort of got that impression too. I don't read to much into things like this, but she was looking pretty sexy that night. So basically, I'm used to sleeping next to a female that's also a sexual partner, so I sort of instinctively just grab private parts while I'm sleeping/cuddling with them. When I was a kid I would also beat anyone up that slept next to me, so this isn't a new thing, it just sort of manifested it's self as turning me into a sleeping perv, instead of a ninja. In the middle of the night I woke up sweating and ripped my pants and sweater off. I'm in a boxers and a t, and I woke up with like my leg straddling her, and at one point I woke up catching myself going down her pants. So, 2 days later she messages me about something and I make an inside joke about how she was right about guys not noticing things. She brings up me grabbing her tit. I know it happened when I was sleeping, but wasn't aware of it. I laughed and apologized about it. Then she brought up me going down her pants. I had woken up in the middle of that, and hoped she didn't wake too. I tried to be gentlemanly, and pulled my hand out and turned around. I didn't get too far, and she was cool about it. It's weird though, normally this would give me a tell tale sign, but she's also a psychologist of some sort. So in my eyes, she could just really understand it was uncontrollable, but there's certain factors that could lean the other way. I'm not concerned with the topic, it's just interesting and sort of funny to me. She's not the first girl I did this to, but she is the first innocent victim. I'll say this, I'm glad I demanded she sleep in the middle. Could've groped my buddy......
 
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splitphilly said:
Not really, but I totally get where you're coming from. You can't be associating with girls who are always washed. Simple, but possibly not as fruitful.

I'm just going to tell a story real quick here.

On Saturday I was hanging with some friends, and I ended up sharing the female friends bed with her and my male best friend. She was in the middle, and we all relaxed on the high tech bed of hers. It was all whatever/whatever, but my homie has been telling me that he thinks this chick digs me, and that night I sort of got that impression too. I don't read to much into things like this, but she was looking pretty sexy that night. So basically, I'm used to sleeping next to a female that's also a sexual partner, so I sort of instinctively just grab private parts while I'm sleeping/cuddling with them. When I was a kid I would also beat anyone up that slept next to me, so this isn't a new thing, it just sort of manifested it's self as turning me into a sleeping perv, instead of a ninja. In the middle of the night I woke up sweating and ripped my pants and sweater off. I'm in a boxers and a t, and I woke up with like my leg straddling her, and at one point I woke up catching myself going down her pants. So, 2 days later she messages me about something and I make an inside joke about how she was right about guys not noticing things. She brings up me grabbing her tit. I know it happened when I was sleeping, but wasn't aware of it. I laughed and apologized about it. Then she brought up me going down her pants. I had woken up in the middle of that, and hoped she didn't wake too. I tried to be gentlemanly, and pulled my hand out and turned around. I didn't get too far, and she was cool about it. It's weird though, normally this would give me a tell tale sign, but she's also a psychologist of some sort. So in my eyes, she could just really understand it was uncontrollable, but there's certain factors that could lean the other way. I'm not concerned with the topic, it's just interesting and sort of funny to me. She's not the first girl I did this to, but she is the first innocent victim. I'll say this, I'm glad I demanded she sleep in the middle. Could've groped my buddy......
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dude thats too much to read while high
wtf like a romance novel
 
ohmy

ohmy

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Hello, my name is Jill, I'm 26, single woman looking to get back into the swing of dating. I just moved back to the area from out of town, so I am interested to see what has changed, and check out new things. I like to laugh, go bowling, watch movies, go hiking and fishing. I am looking for someone who likes to enjoy themselves and isn't afraid to go against the grain. I like to listen to r&b, and some hip hop.

I have one daughter who is the light of my life, and I am sure she would love for mommy to start having fun again :-)
First Date
Should be something unique, have me wonder what other fun things we can do together. Maybe attend a wine tasting? Walk through Washington park? A picnic? The normal dinner and a movie is not a great way to see how things could go with someone new.
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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ohmy said:
Hello, my name is Jill, I'm 26, single woman looking to get back into the swing of dating. I just moved back to the area from out of town, so I am interested to see what has changed, and check out new things. I like to laugh, go bowling, watch movies, go hiking and fishing. I am looking for someone who likes to enjoy themselves and isn't afraid to go against the grain. I like to listen to r&b, and some hip hop.

I have one daughter who is the light of my life, and I am sure she would love for mommy to start having fun again :-)
First Date
Should be something unique, have me wonder what other fun things we can do together. Maybe attend a wine tasting? Walk through Washington park? A picnic? The normal dinner and a movie is not a great way to see how things could go with someone new.
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totally woulda thought this bitch would much rather dinner and a movie over walking hahahaha.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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For 100 points can any one tell me who the single girl is and how old do ya think ?
 
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ohmy said:
hello, my name is jill, i'm 26, single woman looking to get back into the swing of dating. I just moved back to the area from out of town, so i am interested to see what has changed, and check out new things. I like to laugh, go bowling, watch movies, go hiking and fishing. I am looking for someone who likes to enjoy themselves and isn't afraid to go against the grain. I like to listen to r&b, and some hip hop.

I have one daughter who is the light of my life, and i am sure she would love for mommy to start having fun again :-)
first date
should be something unique, have me wonder what other fun things we can do together. Maybe attend a wine tasting? Walk through washington park? A picnic? The normal dinner and a movie is not a great way to see how things could go with someone new.
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give me a fucking gun
please
 
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