Serious question please...
- Thread starter neosapien
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a senile fungus
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Neither.
Just leave the zipper open, like i always do.
Think outside the box!
Just leave the zipper open, like i always do.
Think outside the box!
a senile fungus
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I cast my vote for a poll, btw.
neosapien
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Your wish is my command! Poof!
macsnax
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Nothing a match and some lighter fluid can't take of.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I think you should combine two of your flagship skills. If you use a tiny curling iron type thingy to pre-shape your hair into a zipperly square wave, you could get a hair or two caught in there ... but they are now shape-matched and should no longer obtrude into your or anyone else's consciousness.
Alternative you could go with "a Bavarian".
Alternative you could go with "a Bavarian".
SouthCross
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Jump in front of a dump truck. It'll solve your issue.
neosapien
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I will cut you. So deep. Way deeper than I'm going to cut my and your mom's pubic hair.
420God
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
A serious thread needs a Pubic Service Message.
All males using zippered pants should keep a pair of wire cutters in their grooming toolbox.
All males using zippered pants should keep a pair of wire cutters in their grooming toolbox.
neosapien
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Oh my fucking God.Good thing you have a small package or it could've been worse.
tangerinegreen555
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a senile fungus
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Frank and Beans!
mr sunshine
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When I piss I take my dick out from the top of my pants. I don't undo them, with my left hand i grab the pant waist and pull them down. With my right hand I reach in grab my dick and pull it up, balls and everything. When I put it back my right hand always rips out a shit ton of dick hairs..