hockey4496
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nice...some good info here, anyone else have any tricks they use? so far looks like niacin, and sonne's #7 are the best bets
serious question for serious people (passing a drug test)
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dragonbud
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I had a simular situation and here's what I did. I ordered from perfecturine.com and got a bag of piss. Stick the bag of piss in the freezer for safe keeping. Then hopefully they will give your girl an address for the place where the urinanlysis takes place, she grabs the frozen urine and puts it in a bath of 102 degree F water and takes it up to temp. Then the handwarmer can be used for fine tuning of temperature and for temperature maintenance until the sample is given to the piss collector. I would guess she will have some warning on when to take the piss test, she should have a couple of hours to work with. They give her an address, she takes the time it takes to get the sample to the lab, if they complain about time, tell them that she had just went for the day and it took some time before she could go again.
And if all else fails, wait 30 days. Never give the 1st urine sample of the day, it has the most toxins. Drink liquids and take b12 capsule for color and Creatnine tablets for Creatnine, a naturally occuring substance in urine. When peeing into container, give them a sample mid-stream, never give them the 1st or last part of bladder contents, it contains the most toxins. Good luck, I have never failed a test. knock on wood.
And if all else fails, wait 30 days. Never give the 1st urine sample of the day, it has the most toxins. Drink liquids and take b12 capsule for color and Creatnine tablets for Creatnine, a naturally occuring substance in urine. When peeing into container, give them a sample mid-stream, never give them the 1st or last part of bladder contents, it contains the most toxins. Good luck, I have never failed a test. knock on wood.
hockey4496
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she doesn't know when it will be...and they will prob do it on the premises, so anything synthetic is prob out of the question...but that is some good advice on the b12, and also not giving them the 1st or last part of urine when peeing...hadn't heard that one
dragonbud
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Not to try and contradict anyone else but I had heard Niacin was only effective with getting Cocaine out of your system. THC and the cannabinoids byproducts that they test for are oil based and flushing with water or common diuretics won't have a big effect on elimination. THC is stored in fat cells, keep body fat to a minimum, keep yourself active and I would avoid fatty foods.
Also, to pop positive on a test, you must have a certain leval of cannabinoids in the range of the test, they usually have this range on the paperwork in the nanograms to the -9. If you have drank lots of water (to dilute the toxins), and you give them a sample that doesn't look like straight water, you should be able to provide a sample under the range of the tests positive mark.
Also, to pop positive on a test, you must have a certain leval of cannabinoids in the range of the test, they usually have this range on the paperwork in the nanograms to the -9. If you have drank lots of water (to dilute the toxins), and you give them a sample that doesn't look like straight water, you should be able to provide a sample under the range of the tests positive mark.
mspumperer
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All I want to say is I work in the public sector in the UK. Being under the influence of certain narcotics while performing my job is illegal, and many people have been prosecuted. It is part of my contractual obligation to be clean of all illegal drugs. We also have to provide information about any prescribed medication we take as well. They are strict fuckers.
Saying that, I know TONS of smokers, and a few coke/xtc heads, who have kept their private life totally private from work. 6 weeks detox with lots of exercise and good diet = pass 99% of the time.
I would never risk fake piss or these silly drinks you get. We get basic literature informing us about the tests and when/why we get them etc. Some of my info is from that, and the rest is from work colleagues.
On a side note, the middle of your piss is indeed the supposed most diluted part of it. Someone told me something about salt buildups being in the initial whizz, and in the "dregs" so to speak. Not 100% on that though.
nobustincaps
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yeah, check it out. i sat through treatment, and we pretty much had schedueled ua'sgo to gnc and get a pill called niacin its the best pill for passing test works 100% of the time just take about 4 pills prior to going to sleep every night for 5 days and you will be clean cleansee niacin opens up ur pores and flushes your system. take b4 u sleep because if u dont you will have a burning sensation all over ur whole body and u will be in pain untill the pills ware off.AGAIN GET NIACIN!!! its only about 15 bucks for small or 25 for a big bottle
of course i'd still get high. i got 15% body fat im 5'6 and weigh one thirty. idk if that matters. but i took niacin pills (not the flush-free kind) and drank alot of water. i had gotten high on the prior friday and passed a drug test on monday. was pretty simple but the niacin is kinda intense. It worked for me i had to do it twice. typically in treatment there was a threshold on the ua and you had to be under the threshold to be considered legally sober.
SmokeyMcpot88
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A piss test can be rather inaccurate, if there are trace amounts, they'll put it down to passive smoking. 1 month of drinking water and exercise will burn off the excess fat.
Wish her luck.
Wish her luck.
Bangers999
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Atlast another person talking sense and from the uk aswell, they say 6 weeks i say 7, we are both right because its all over the uk just now, 7 weeks will be cool read the internet etc, i done all this months ago, alos kept off weed for 7 weeks took bus test and passed, and its thc that goes through my vains, 7 WEEKS TAKE IT ONBOARD AND LISTEN....
hockey4496
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well im thinkin she will have more like 3 or 4 weeks...but hopefully that will be ok, she is going to start takin niacin, sonne's #7, cranberry pills and drink a shit ton of water....and she already a small girl so im prayin that will do the trick
bigmike1975
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i have a friend who was a pretty heavy smoker and had not smoked for about 12 weeks and failed a piss test. he is about 400 pounds too, so that might have something to do with it.
a girl i know is on probation and she smokes and says that she just dips the cup into the toilet and waters down her piss while she is sitting on the toilet. (guys couldnt do this). it works for her. but it is one of those cheap tests that shows the results right then on the spot. ie does not test for creatnine levels that show if a sample has been watered down.
if it is a test that will be sent to a lab, they can tell if it is watered down by the amount of creatnine in it.
i have heard good things about sommey 7.
if it is a really good job, i wouldnt risk it and i would quit now though.
just my .02
a girl i know is on probation and she smokes and says that she just dips the cup into the toilet and waters down her piss while she is sitting on the toilet. (guys couldnt do this). it works for her. but it is one of those cheap tests that shows the results right then on the spot. ie does not test for creatnine levels that show if a sample has been watered down.
if it is a test that will be sent to a lab, they can tell if it is watered down by the amount of creatnine in it.
i have heard good things about sommey 7.
if it is a really good job, i wouldnt risk it and i would quit now though.
just my .02
bigmike1975
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another idea is that she could hand them the cup with a big turd in it.
they would have a big laugh and forget about the drug test.
sorry..... i thought it was funny
they would have a big laugh and forget about the drug test.
sorry..... i thought it was funny
captain chronizzle
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thats halarious, anyone with a sense of humor would forgtet the test! unfortunately they probably won't appreciate it. safest bet, don't smoke until the test. gotta be an adult and chose passing the test over exactly how many day she can smoke before, n all that. life is not fair, here is one example of that.
gotdemgurns?
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if shes got a muscular build that will help her tremendously because muscle incinerates fat and like we all know THC stores in fat so getting rid of it is an easy concept. I take drug tests on a regular basis through a system which i cannot use anything beside my dick and real piss so i have had to do it the hard way and get my body clean. the most urgent method i have had to use is Niacin with 100% success. it has always worked for me and being in RELATIVE (Im a man) shape to your girl, it would probably work for her too. only THC that your body dont use stores in your fat so it also depends on how much is consumed daily but anyway, heres what works for me everytime:
-drink plenty of water and try to keep my fat intake relatively low.
cranberry pills help lots of ppl although i dont regularly take them.
hit the gym or the hills and really work hard. sweat it out. lifting obviously build muscle and muscle incinerates fat.
long hard lifts and sets at the gym.
after workin out i sit in the sauna or steam room and continue to sweat it out.
taking cranberry pills after would be best. your body is gonna want a lot of energy and absord what ever is in the stomach best then so natural drinks like green tea and even cran juice is good.
don eat fat and the THC has no where to store so don go eat like BK or somethin.
Niacin sucks when you have to o.d. on it cause you don have time to do anything but that but taking 300-500mg of it daily (100mg after a meal) for a week with those workouts will get anyone clean and you will feel great after.
2 weeks is a typical standard for THC to exit the system but can obvious vary with bmi and such but for 110lb girl thats in shape no prob. naturally women have more fat in they body then us men (MAN POWER) so it may be a lil harder for her but with daily work outs and all else stated above she will still be clean and feelin great.
Running would be great for a girl. Run 3 or so miles everyday and lift dependin how good she feelin. shell be set.
-drink plenty of water and try to keep my fat intake relatively low.
cranberry pills help lots of ppl although i dont regularly take them.
hit the gym or the hills and really work hard. sweat it out. lifting obviously build muscle and muscle incinerates fat.
long hard lifts and sets at the gym.
after workin out i sit in the sauna or steam room and continue to sweat it out.
taking cranberry pills after would be best. your body is gonna want a lot of energy and absord what ever is in the stomach best then so natural drinks like green tea and even cran juice is good.
don eat fat and the THC has no where to store so don go eat like BK or somethin.
Niacin sucks when you have to o.d. on it cause you don have time to do anything but that but taking 300-500mg of it daily (100mg after a meal) for a week with those workouts will get anyone clean and you will feel great after.
2 weeks is a typical standard for THC to exit the system but can obvious vary with bmi and such but for 110lb girl thats in shape no prob. naturally women have more fat in they body then us men (MAN POWER) so it may be a lil harder for her but with daily work outs and all else stated above she will still be clean and feelin great.
Running would be great for a girl. Run 3 or so miles everyday and lift dependin how good she feelin. shell be set.
Lyrical420
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honestly i have flushed my system in 5 days it just depends on how much u smoke since ur a daily smoker i would say that the sooner u quit the better but quit now and have her drink atleast a gallon of water a day remember kids drug test 101 the more u piss the faster u flush so if she pisses 15 times a day she's gonna clean out faster then if she pisses 5 times aday get me? as far as syntethic shit u have to remember most of the time when they do a piss test they test for the drugs but also the masking agents as well so if it comes back diluted then u basically failed
AlwaysFUBAR
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If she has about 2 hours before she takes it. Example told to take it and has about an hour or 1 1/2 hour before they start to ask questions. If so I have use this stuff called Extreme Clean.
You take it an hour before you take the test and it will mask the piss for up to 3 hours after. I have used it many times and has passed every time.
Remember to drink alot of water after you drink solution and pee as much as possible.
They sell it at head shops and im sure you could find it online.
You take it an hour before you take the test and it will mask the piss for up to 3 hours after. I have used it many times and has passed every time.
Remember to drink alot of water after you drink solution and pee as much as possible.
They sell it at head shops and im sure you could find it online.
hockey4496
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ok so we just got an awesome vaporize tonight, its the one that is shaped just like a cube of little like 5"x5" tiles...i saw on a show that smoking a bowl you get 16% THC, smoking a joint you get 28%, smoking a bong you get 68% and with a vaporize you get 92%....does that mean if we start smoking the vape until the 10th when she has to quit that she is going to have a harder time getting clean bc of the higher THC content in the vape smoke??
hockey4496
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any thoughts?
ratecannabis
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I nutted in a piss test cup once. I guess she can't do that though...
hockey4496
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FYI for anyone actually of thinking of taking niacin in the quantity described earlier, def dont ...take it for a week at the reccommended dosage, the guy that said take 4 or 5 pills for 5 days....you can totally pretty much experience a baby o.d. on vitamin B3, if taken in large quantities it toxifies in your kidnies when not properly exiting the tubules...that is why he was in a lot of pain and probably sweating a lot, thats not your body removing THC, its your kidneys and perhiperal nerve system in pain
