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You bastard! Now I won't wake up screaming every night for the rest of my life. Instead I will never be able to fall asleep again for fear of that image popping into a dreams causing me to wake up screaming.
See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)
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djruiner
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they don't call me Ruiner for nuthin muahahahaha
Burger Boss
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OMG! Go to Taffyland..............Post 453..........He's at it again!..........Got money, girls, fabulous grow....................
"He's on top of the world Ma!".................ROFLMAO!.....................BB
"He's on top of the world Ma!".................ROFLMAO!.....................BB
djruiner
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well he has no job...lives at home with his parents...let me guess...his parents got their tax return and that is his "lump sum".
fail/fāl/
Noun: A grade that is not high enough to pass an examination or test.
Verb: Be unsuccessful in achieving one's goal: "he failed in his attempt to secure election"
See: Tafbang
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I'd say that he came into his; "lump sum" when he grabbed all the pennies and nickles from a charity mint dispenser at a store in his local mall and augmented it with a few quarters he fished out of the mall fountain.
He's used the line about having lots of girls before. He said if you have a hot tub and tell them "Jersey Shore" is on they come a-runnin.
djruiner
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yes our little laffy taffy is a hoot isn't he?...its like watching a episode of monty python with that guyYou guys have me ROFL. I just can't get over the 'spores'.LMFAO.
Daniels
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He's like an idiot savant minus the savant part.
Burger Boss
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Damn it..............I miss GOM......In spite of all the great cannabis growing tips I've picked up from ol' TaffyPants,
I just know the GOMSTER could could truly round out my cannabis ways to perfection....Damn..Where's GOM GONE?...........Ahhhh Well........I guess I'll jus' muddle along until another young "Margie-Wanna Master" hits the horizon to show us the error of our collective ways.............BB
btw....it's been fun "muddling", with a thread like this and you, my beloved shipmates.......bb
I just know the GOMSTER could could truly round out my cannabis ways to perfection....Damn..Where's GOM GONE?...........Ahhhh Well........I guess I'll jus' muddle along until another young "Margie-Wanna Master" hits the horizon to show us the error of our collective ways.............BB
btw....it's been fun "muddling", with a thread like this and you, my beloved shipmates.......bb
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Ye' should tread lightly with that; "beloved" speakin' of yer's or the crew might be thinkin' yer in the mood fer some rough-housin'.
But on the subject of MIA's I wonder what happened to Laffy Taffy's buddy Wally Nutter? I wonder if the pair are sharing that hot tub the tafster had mentioned in the past?
I can see it now .. the two of them together in the hot tub playing spot the submarine .. and then Wally seeing some cum floating on the water and saying, Taffy ... did you fart again?
cannabisguru
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Yes, well.. I could have kept going with this. Trust me on that one.
cannabisguru
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Nice man. Excellent in fact..
check this out though.. for watering, I've switched from using rainwater and Aquafina 'bottled' water for watering my plant(s). Yep, I switched over to using fresh children's tears. hah..
Yep, each time I see a child crying or begin to cry.. I grab my 'tear' cup and ask them if they mind crying their tears into a plastic cup. I usually right something nice on the side of the cup too.. like 'Tears for Joy' tear collection company.. something along those lines usually works.
Come to think about it.. I wonder what the PH of a child's tear would be. Hell, I wonder what the PH of my tears would be for that matter.
peace.
collective gardener
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Here's the direct and certified cut and paste from the Man himself: "
I just came across a lump sum of money and I have stopped smoking for the time being. I have a closet grow going on with 6 seedlings 1 flowering plant and 6 plants in germination. everything is going much prettier now that I don't have to climb chairs and tables in order to check on the plants. and they are getting a lot more light. I got them some nutrients and some normal pots.. the reflectors are a bunch of modeling pictures. I'm success now, may start a new thread in the future on new grow if I have time now that it's summer and I have money and women like me"
This quote demands a total breakdown and analysis. But first, I think everyone should weigh in on the source of the "lump sum". I believe it to be from an old uncle who spent years touching taffy's "naughty hole", and is worried about Taf's silence.
This quote demands a total breakdown and analysis. But first, I think everyone should weigh in on the source of the "lump sum". I believe it to be from an old uncle who spent years touching taffy's "naughty hole", and is worried about Taf's silence.
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First off where it said; "I have stopped smoking for the time being." That means his massive 1/2 gram yield from his first grow has run out so he has nothing to smoke and it also says that the hash he said he would make from the pool cue with a Charlie Brown Christmas tree on top plant never happened. First off there were likely no trichomes on the plant to make hash from and even if there was it is likely that he didn't know how or he couldn't afford what was needed to make hash .... and his' "lump sum of money" was not large enough to leave him enough money to buy any pot after he went on a massive spending spree and bought some cheap WalMart soil, some MiracleGro and a couple more CFLs and that used up his massive; "lump sum of money."
As to where the; "lump sum of money" came from, I already voiced my belief. Most likely he nabbed all the pennies and nickles from some charity mint dispenser from some store at the local mall and augmented it by fishing out a few quarters from the mall fountain.
That or he's selling his body to old winos in dark alleys ... but I'm sure he could make more hitting all the charity mint dispensers in the mall and keeping a close eye on who tosses what into the mall fountain.
Danielsgb
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I wonder if he thinks using modeling pictures will make his plants 'sexy'?
Daniels
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I wonder if he thinks using modeling pictures will make his plants 'sexy'?
Daniels
I'd bet almost everything I have that the models in the pictures are males doing underwear modeling.
djruiner
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its probably not even real models, just a k-mart catalog opened to the mens briefs section and stapled to the wall
Burger Boss
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The "money" thing got me real curious.........decided to investigate........Seems to be two possibilities...........The Grand Prize for the North Dakota lottery is $37.22 per week for LIFE! Or a "lump sum" of $372.00. And because TaffyToes is a little weak in the math department, he chose the later, not aware that it was only ten weeks worth!
However, after a little more digging, I found the TRUE source of TaffyNit's treasure! Observe>
The Dream:
He goes to work:
His "crime partners"
The results:
And I "swear" on a stack of library books, on a table, with a "picnic" basket atop, that the foregoing is absolutely true and not just some stoner's smokey rant!...lol.........BB
However, after a little more digging, I found the TRUE source of TaffyNit's treasure! Observe>
The Dream:
He goes to work:
His "crime partners"
The results:
And I "swear" on a stack of library books, on a table, with a "picnic" basket atop, that the foregoing is absolutely true and not just some stoner's smokey rant!...lol.........BB
newworldicon
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Fuck me this thread has drifted......only stoners could accomplish that!! hahahahahaha