Singlemalt
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Tactical Xmas stocking
Season's Beatings
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Tactical Xmas stocking
tyler.durden
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Blue Wizard
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Remember when the Simpsons were funny? I don't even think Pepperidge Farms remembers, that's how long ago it was.
Sir Napsalot
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I used to like Christmas
ANC
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Lemme guess, the pen is for stabbing only.
Tactical Xmas stocking
neosapien
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Lick my balls oh dear holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now are in a threesome
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Roll my balls and lick the cum
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the shooting jizz before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Stroke the cock and join us Doris
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry pleasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I give my long treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now are in a threesome
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Roll my balls and lick the cum
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the shooting jizz before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Stroke the cock and join us Doris
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry pleasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I give my long treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
And a fine Season's Beatings (Off) to you toooo!
bionicthumb
Well-Known Member
THATS 30 SECONDS OUT OF MY LIFE ILL NEVER GET BACK!(to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)
Have a fighty bitey Christmas
It's the best time of the year
I don't know where socks will go
But have a cup of sneer
And when you scan the Toke&Talk
Bend the TOS at frenemies you know
And new old socks to beat
With sheaves of thistletoe
Hang out here and you will see
Somebody waits for you
Thwack'em once for me
Have a fighty bitey Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by crikey
have a fighty bitey Christmas
On this RIU year!
whitebb2727
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Wheres indacouch?
Last I heard he was doing a lot of tattooing. However when his one plant finally matured he was last seen entering his greenhouses to chop and trim it. He could still be in there, to this very day.
jerryb73
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He’s, In Da Couch...
Singlemalt
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dannyboy602
Well-Known Member
(to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)
Have a fighty bitey Christmas
It's the best time of the year
I don't know where socks will go
But have a cup of sneer
And when you scan the Toke&Talk
Bend the TOS at frenemies you know
And new old socks to beat
With sheaves of thistletoe
Hang out here and you will see
Somebody waits for you
Thwack'em once for me
Have a fighty bitey Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by crikey
have a fighty bitey Christmas
On this RIU year!
