eye exaggerate
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................haha!
Satan
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Stark Raving
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Eye> Shit man, I gotta admit, the iron/bagel analogy is one of the best I've ever heard. I may not agree with you, but that was a great explination of your views. Good on ya for that one.
smokinheavy79
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I just wanna know how he gets back up the chimney...
eye exaggerate
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...was going to wait 10 seconds to see if this was a grenade
jk man...
Stark Raving
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Not at all. I gotta respect someone who can get their point across whether I agree with them or not....was going to wait 10 seconds to see if this was a grenade
eye exaggerate
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dwcannan
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oh yeah he knew the bitch was doin witchcraft i knew her ex boyfriend and he said he swears he saw her fight a demon like it was nuts the bitch was doing black masses next door in his house and my buddy was stayin there he said in the middle of the night he would hear people havin a conversation and doors opening and shit and there was no power in the house so yeah crazy shit i had a dream one night i was outside my body right lookin in my room everything was the same and i heard evil laughin and well my closet door is always closed and its hard as fuck to open you got to pull hard and in the dream it opened and the laughing was still happening well i woke up and my closet door was open
Hepheastus420
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That's fucked up, did Jesus tell them to do that? Did god tell them to do that? Or did some guy say "yeah let's fuck them up"?
Dizzle Frost
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Lets rape and sack the homes of the people who belive this shit and see how much faith they got when were done LOL
Hepheastus420
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Again, did god or Jesus say to do this?
Hepheastus420
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Lol, like the people of the bible are dick heads. But Jesus was a chill dude and why are the dick heads speaking for god? I'm gonna follow my morals and trust that if there is a god he will do the right thing.
Dizzle Frost
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jus goes ot prove how fucked up religion is lol...i personally dotn want a virgin on my wedding night...they bleed all over the place and they dunno how to suck cock yet
the bible has some real fucked up shit init lol
Beefbisquit
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Satan wants a grilled cheese sandwich 
eye exaggerate
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...it's been proven that he's a quebecer and would prefer poutineSatan wants a grilled cheese sandwich
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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lol what are the things that are 'no doubt the devil ? Lol
The Cryptkeeper
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Atheists.
dannyboy602
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The devil wears Prada.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
In Soviet Russia, Pravda wears devil. cn
eye exaggerate
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...I know a russian psychiatrist (female, jewish) who's name is alla. Once, she was to see a manic patient (male, muslim) who was wandering the streets sure that allah was coming for him. He was screaming for a doctor to save him. Now in the hospital, staff kept saying "the doctor's coming, just hang on!". He doesn't quit screaming and one nurse (frustrated) finally says "look! alla is just down the hall, ok? everything's going to be alright in a couple of minutes..."
karri0n
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Three million witches in the world wish witchcraft was anywhere NEAR that hardcore.
For the most part, witchcraft involves thinking happy thoughts and lighting a candle, or dancing around a fire or maypole at the solstice.