fuck the cold and fuck the snow. the only people who like that shit are people who don't have to shovel it and who don't have to live with it, don't have to drive in it among morons who should have just stayed home, don't have to deal with parking bans, and don't know the feeling of having your shift start in an hour but you can't even open your front door. i can't believe it's that time of year again. we've been in the 60s all week and that's fine by me. fuck the heat, too, but heat doesn't create 3 hours of extra chores.