Roomba plant mover, haha.

Okay, haha. Not that I want to do this, maybe some other weed nerd wants to try it I don't know.
But I was just thinking about it anyway. I'm wondering what might be the result of growing maybe 3 or 4 plants in a 4x4 or maybe even a larger tent/space and have each of those plants sitting in a saucer on top of a Roomba. Hahaha, and then have that Roomba programed to vacuum the tent/grow space several times a day. How might the plant structure look? Assuming there is enough room in the tent and hopefully the plants don't all just crash into each other and break limbs. Maybe use some tomato cages, or even try it with just one plant. At the very least the tent would be nice and clean ;D

Maybe try it in a 4 x 8 with like 6 Roombas and little plants that wont crash into each other and break limbs, like low ryder in red solo cups with double sided sticky tape holding the cup to the Roomba. Would the nug structure be more rounded in appearance?

I'm thinking maybe it would work also if someone built a short border, 3 - 4 inches as a perimeter inside the grow tent to keep the plant from brushing the sides of the tent, and possibly do this as a border to separate the plants from crashing into each other.

If you are wondering. Yes, I am highly medicated right now, and rofl'ing over this idea.

Ha

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TwistItUp said:

If you are wondering. Yes, I am highly medicated right now, and rofl'ing over this idea.

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Nope, Just wondering about the Duck.

VX420 said:

Nope, Just wondering about the Duck.

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I wouldn't know for sure about the duck, he doesn't look very medicated to me. I found the pic on Google images. Pretty sure the duck is just waiting for his turn to ride the roomba.

TwistItUp said:

I wouldn't know for sure about the duck, he doesn't look very medicated to me. I found the pic on Google images. Pretty sure the duck is just waiting for his turn to ride the roomba.

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The cat however is questionable if he is medicated, wearing that shark costume and all.

TwistItUp said:

Okay, haha. Not that I want to do this, maybe some other weed nerd wants to try it I don't know.
But I was just thinking about it anyway. I'm wondering what might be the result of growing maybe 3 or 4 plants in a 4x4 or maybe even a larger tent/space and have each of those plants sitting in a saucer on top of a Roomba. Hahaha, and then have that Roomba programed to vacuum the tent/grow space several times a day. How might the plant structure look? Assuming there is enough room in the tent and hopefully the plants don't all just crash into each other and break limbs. Maybe use some tomato cages, or even try it with just one plant. At the very least the tent would be nice and clean ;D

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It appears the cat too is rofl'ing like a boss, cat ----> "They see me rollin, on the roomba."

this is amazing

Funny idea.
Rep

TwistItUp said:

Okay, haha. Not that I want to do this, maybe some other weed nerd wants to try it I don't know.
But I was just thinking about it anyway. I'm wondering what might be the result of growing maybe 3 or 4 plants in a 4x4 or maybe even a larger tent/space and have each of those plants sitting in a saucer on top of a Roomba. Hahaha, and then have that Roomba programed to vacuum the tent/grow space several times a day. How might the plant structure look? Assuming there is enough room in the tent and hopefully the plants don't all just crash into each other and break limbs. Maybe use some tomato cages, or even try it with just one plant. At the very least the tent would be nice and clean ;D

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c'mon, how am i the first to like this, damn hilarious, and a PERFECT example of stoner-logic.

dude what if put like some fence or something around the roomba. And then do like an upward scrog/mainlining..then let them Dancing amongst the highpressuresoudim light


and at the same time clean your floors

HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A ROOMBA!

Heres a buzzkill....roomba's are expensive

LMAO... I like the way you think!

I see it sooooo clearly... for a while, it looks like it's working spendidly, the plants are growing with striking ans stunning new growth patterns. Even the roots grow wild! So wild, they grow out of the pots and work their way into the insides of the roomba. Soon you notice the roombas moving with less randomness and more purpose, following the rays of sun, congregating and choosing friendship pairs. The commingling of plant and machine causes circuitry designed to navigate rooms suddenly become the basis of a cybotanicalborg, and the plants gain sentience. They begin plotting. One day you come back and find the roombas have been joined to your laptop and wireless router by strange, circuit-covered rootbranch outgrowths. You rush to the phone to call for help, but all you hear is a strange mechanical voice on the other end "It is too late, we have taken control. The smoker is about to become the smoked, motherfucker" And it is the last thing you ever hear.

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I see it sooooo clearly... for a while, it looks like it's working spendidly, the plants are growing with striking ans stunning new growth patterns. Even the roots grow wild! So wild, they grow out of the pots and work their way into the insides of the roomba. Soon you notice the roombas moving with less randomness and more purpose, following the rays of sun, congregating and choosing friendship pairs. The commingling of plant and machine causes circuitry designed to navigate rooms suddenly become the basis of a cybotanicalborg, and the plants gain sentience. They begin plotting. One day you come back and find the roombas have been joined to your laptop and wireless router by strange, circuit-covered rootbranch outgrowths. You rush to the phone to call for help, but all you hear is a strange mechanical voice on the other end "It is too late, we have taken control. The smoker is about to become the smoked, motherfucker" And it is the last thing you ever hear.

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hahaha, This reminds me of some movie quote but I can't remember the name of the movie or if it was a cyborg or robot or what. I kind of remember a line where a robot of some kind is about to kill or try to kill someone and it says "Time to die" I seem to think it had a bit of a bio mechanical look, dark grey metallic with gears if I remember right. I can't place it what movie that was.

I'm about to start looking through a list of Sci fi movies from each era? Or decade I suppose. 90's, 2k's - current

Thinking of this type of thing, sci fi stuff, is reminding me of some weird dreams I had a while back. I recall one dream I was with my family driving somewhere and for some reason we were in a convertible and had the top down. There was this huge wall of thin muddy water out in the distance. It came flowing in like a tall tsunami wall, but it didn't flow down like you would expect water to do. It was a brown type of looking water. And then all these little flying mechanical things with tails came flying out of the wall of muddy water. In the dream we were driving down a highway. Everyone else saw the flying things and took off running back the other way, but I just stood there watching wanting to know what they are and what they would do. One came up to me and I think jabbed a needle into my head/face. It wanted to read my mind or something. For some reason in the dream I felt like I was saving other people by allowing that thing to do this to me.

Then a while later I had another dream that was very similar. This time it was a dream that we were being attacked by another county that had space crafts and they released the flying mechanical things, but they were silver in coloration this time. They shot them out like rockets and they came swarming for everyone. This time I was slower than everyone else. I was yelling they are coming they are coming everyone else ran and hid in bedrooms and shelters. For some reason I wasn't in our house in this dream, I was in a neighbors house because I ran over there to warn them. I was looking out their front door into the sky which was blue but had clouds. The space crafts came by again almost hovering, lots of bass type of sound as they went by. Their flying craft had 4 huge squares on the bottom and they were also able to grapple or pull things in through the bottom through tractor beam, these were a grey metal type of color but I recall some orange as well. There were also larger crafts farther up and they were more a darker grey, they were huge like battle ships in the sky. As I was looking out the neighbors front door into the sky I saw those flying mechanical things being launched from the larger crafts out in the distance just beyond the cover of the clouds, it looked something like large hail stones coming. They came straight at me. I slammed the door after yelling they are here. Then I was nothing but quiet and calling out to no one as to not give up their hiding spots. The things crashed through the windows and got me, I don't recall anything more from this dream I was probably flipped out and woke up sweating by then.

I at random seem to have odd dreams about people getting hurt or somehow attacked in the masses.
I have caught myself waking up from terrifying dreams mumbling No No Nooo and slightly rolling back and forth in bed, sweating intensely then shivering because the sweat gets cold. I swear this is the result of constantly seeing bad things on the news all the time, like I am programed to expect to be under attack.