romney's not stiff when you unzip him

mccumcumber said:

The Asian American population balances out those outliers. Did you know that the US patented whiskey? America!

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Patented whiskey? Total bullshit...and we invented it and still make the best. American "whiskey" is for girls, bar Jack Daniels, which is technically a sour mash bourbon

Harrekin said:

Patented whiskey? Total bullshit...and we invented it and still make the best. American "whiskey" is for girls, bar Jack Daniels, which is technically a sour mash bourbon

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Now I feel offended. My drink of choice is bourbon.

I have tried Irish whiskey, Jameson's, and I like it but I can't afford to drink it. I got a bottle as a Christmas present a couple of years ago and just finished it this past Christmas.

When all is said and done though, I only drink about an ounce of alcohol per month so it is not a big expense for me. I prefer sobriety.

I don't get all this preoccupation with schlong dimensions. I guess it's as good a way to pass the time as any though.

UncleBuck said:

actually, i checked it out.

american cocks weigh in at 5.1'' (12.9 cm for those who make a big fucking deal about the metric system), whereas ireland c(l)ocks in at 5'' (12.78cm for you metric system babies).

i love it when a thread turns into a dick swinging contest, and it seems downright appropriate in this thread.

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How many penis's did you measure from each demographic? Were you able to get them all fully hard for measuring or were some of them soft or semi hard? did you measure from the top or the bottom? What about circumference?

beardo said:

How many penis's did you measure from each demographic? Were you able to get them all fully hard for measuring or were some of them soft or semi hard? did you measure from the top or the bottom? What about circumference?

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The circumference was on average roughly the size of Uncle Bucks's open mouth

you dicks* are no longer satisfying the requirements for this thread.

UncleBuck said:

you dicks* are no longer satisfying the requirements for this thread.

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No need to be such a prick about it.

Harrekin said:

Patented whiskey? Total bullshit...and we invented it and still make the best. American "whiskey" is for girls, bar Jack Daniels, which is technically a sour mash bourbon

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I thought Scotland makes the best?I like Seagrams 7 personally, mixed with a clear bubbley.